One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here, oh no. You can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want, without much worry or stress. One side effect of this lifestyle is losing track of time. That is not necessarily a bad thing entirely, but it can throw kinks in your loosely-laid plans to lay loose women.

Another nice thing about the mongering here is: You hardly ever need a plan. If you do make one and it falls through for some reason, there’s still a high probability of getting some pussy some way or another. That’s kind of what happened to me on this particular evening. I vegged out in the room most of the day because it was so hot out, so when I awoke from a late afternoon snooze I had the sudden urge to go troll for some snatch at the mall. So, I got up, got dressed and hailed a trike outside. I guess I didn’t realize how late it was already, because when we pulled up, the mall was just in the process of closing up. So there went my mall-hunting idea. Oh well.

I got out of the trike anyway and figured I would do a quick scan of the area for any fuckable stragglers that might still be trickling out. Don’t you just know it, within a few steps I noticed a slinky babe with nice boobs in a yellow top just leaving. I had to catch up and get a closer peek at this one; she really looked like my type from 40 yards away. Her and her friend fortunately stopped in a little convenience store that was still open so I was able to go inside and corner her.

When I approached her in the drink aisle she smiled and I knew something was on. I told her she looked beautiful and that I would pay for whatever she wanted in the store. She was happy about that idea and we picked out a few snack and drink items together. I could hardly keep my eyes of her fine little LBFM ass and sweet-looking set of knockers behind that tube top of hers. All packaged together on a nice slender bod just the way I like. This was a quintessential piece of John Tron puki right here, fellas, and I was determined to score it and share it with the Trike Patrol faithful.

Once we paid up and got outside, I asked her about hanging out with me back at my room. She had been smiling and giggling like a schoolgirl the whole time so it was almost a foregone conclusion. We parted ways with her little friend and boarded the first trike smokin’ back to my hotel. Once there, I was finally able to learn her name, Zulaica. This babe had a fantastic pair of Pinay knockers and I told her so while we scarfed on our munchies. She said she felt that I was a horny bastard just be looking at my face so I think she knew the next she’d be munching on would be my cock.

She pulled down her top some to reveal those wondrous spherical fun-bags of hers and I was finally able to get my damn hands on ‘em. Oh boys, they felt even better than they looked. My hands then wanted to head down south naturally and after rubbing that kitty through her leopard-print panties it was all moistened up and ready for some dickin’. But first, there was some more munchin’ to see to because Zulaica just couldn’t pass up on sampling the meaty snack between my legs. I returned the favor and tongued that musky twat of hers that thought it was just going home from the mall a half-hour earlier.

My snapper-savoring tongue wasn’t the only foreign extremity that would be raiding her clamhole tonight. No, no, next it was my dangling coochie-crook which would invade her womanly depths with extreme prejudice. As you’re about to see in the video, Zulaica was one horny LBFM once she had a dick in her, guys. She wasn’t any dead fish in the sack, that’s for damn sure. This was a young Pinay who enjoys her cock and wasn’t afraid to let you hear about it. Little did she know, the whole internet would hear about it too one Friday later.

As I mentioned earlier, this kind of body type that Zulaica had was just about perfect for me. Seeing those healthy young breasts heaving up and down while I’m thrashing that wet pink pookie and holding on to that slim trim waist is as good as it gets. It was only a matter of time before I would explode inside her, leaving that pulsating furburger dripping with a frosty man-milk mustache in the end. Hoped you enjoyed this one guys, she was definitely high up on my list…and you know that’s saying something!

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If you are any type of monger worth your salt and you see an LBFM dressed like this one, you have to stop what you’re doing and follow it. Jonas was not about to let this tarty looking piece of Pinay ass in a tight pink dress get away, so he flicked his cam to video mode and went in behind her. He was betting her dress wasn’t the only thing that was tight and pink and he was gonna do his damnedest to find out.

Once he caught up to her by the swimming pool, she turn around coyly and said hello. She wanted to swim but forgot her bathing suit. No matter, Jonas offered to help her get one if she was willing to show him her birthday suit in return. This wild-looking babe almost thought he’d never ask, and she was on his bed minutes later where he found out a little more about her:

Name: Jhane
Age: 24
Status: Single
Job: Fast Food Joint
Likes: Dancing, shopping, watching sex movies
Favorite Position: Dog Style

Then she stripped down and put on a little show for him right there. She knew how to act all seductive and sultry, that was for sure. It’s funny she works at a fast food place because her vagina kinda looked like a hamburger; nice meaty lips, with just a little bit of fur on either side. They must also serve hotdogs where she works because she sure knew her way around Jonas’ once she got her hands on it. Giving lots of good slutty eye-contact while blowing him, Jhane probably has to work for free to compensate for all of the lost wiener inventory during her shifts. This girl clearly enjoys her tubular meat.

As Jonas would find out a minute later, he pussy enjoys it’s meat also. That semi-hairy little snapper of hers took in his cock from every possible angle and pace. From slow and sensual to fast and hard. She was one heck of a cowgirl too; you’ll be impressed at how vigorously she bounces and grinds that dick while she’s on top. This is the kind of LBFM that truly lives up to the acronym. But the machine-like fucking action wasn’t where it ended with this little nympho, oh no.

Stuffing her hot strange in missionary position near the finale, Jonas then pulls out and dribbles his load all over her gaping mouth and heaving chest, making for a steamy creamy tongue-twirling treat. Finally, a chick that will allow some jizz in the mouth. But wait, that’s not all, Jhane took it one giant leap further. An ending that we haven’t seen here on Trike Patrol in quite some time.

After gargling it in her mouth for what seemed like an eternity, I thought she was going to take the easy road and spit it out. But no, surprisingly, she closed her lips and gulped it all down in one big esophagus drowning shot. That’s right my friends, we have a swallower! Now these are the kind of “drink sluts” you want to find!

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Tourist Bob was back in town this week and dutifully recorded another LBFM snatch & grab for us. The lucky bastard lives in another near-by Southeast Asian country (to remain undisclosed) so he’s able to hop over here whenever he feels the urge. Thankfully for us, he feels the urge quite a bit, and who can blame him when he’s able to score sexy young snatch like this all the time?

For a supposed vacation, he started his morning fairly early. But being the wise ol’ monger, he knows there’s almost always leftovers to be had from the overnight bar shift just getting off work at this hour. These morning stragglers aren’t always chopped liver either. No, sometimes it’s just a matter of it being a slow night in their club or something, so even a moderately attractive to above average chick can go the whole shift without being selected. It happens.

That was precisely what Bob was hoping for when he swung by the most popular convenience store on the strip. Don’t you know it, he didn’t even have to go inside to find what he was looking for. Now that’s convenient, isn’t it? Right outside at one of the tables was a pair of LBFMs having soft-drinks with that bleary-eyed shift-worker look about them. Ripe for the picking!

Bob approached and introduced himself, and since they didn’t protest or run away, he was able to sit and join them with hopes of snaring one, if not both. He invited them to his apartment for breakfast and they asked if he had a pool for swimming. Luckily he does, and that got them more interested. They even expressed the desire for “swimming naked”, so these were exactly the right type of girls Bob had in mind.

So with that it was off to the trikes. Yes, it took 2 trikes since there was the 2 of them and Bob’s not a man of slight build. Once back at his place he got the cam rolling and found out a little more about the younger girl. Her name was Caren and she was 19 years old from Tondo. For those that don’t know, Tondo is a notoriously rough and tumble area of Manila, so this girl has likely seen and done it all despite her young age.

Bob was hoping she would do it all with him and just a few questions later his hopes would be answered. Caren admitted rather quickly that she liked to fuck strangers and especially get tapped from behind in doggy style. She got naked in no time and when she did, ohhhh man. This young babe had a killer body fellas. Tight and firm in all the right places with a superb set of tits. Once Bob’s cock came out, she was all over it like a Pinay on rice. Or like a Pinay on a rice covered dick. Yeah….uhh, something like that. She was just suckin’ a mean dick, ok!

Then this lucky fucker had the pleasure of her sweet young ass jumping atop him and bucking around on his cock like it was a friggin’ amusement ride at the fair. Only Bob wasn’t inserting quarters, that’s for sure. The little freak came out of her more and more as they boned and she kept talking dirty like some wild little porn nympho; undoubtedly a learned behavior from some other foreigner exposing her to XXX movies. What kind of man would do such a thing!?

Then he slammed her in doggy style just like she asked for, with more slutty moaning and language. Next, it was a good plowing in missionary position before Bob withdrew and snotted his gooey ropes of pecker-slime across her left cheek. This was a well-taught teen if I ever saw one and she just furthered her education on the World’s most (in)famous Filipina porn site! In case you were wondering what happened to the other girl……..well, somebody had to hold the camera, right?

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When it’s crazy hot and sunny like it’s been here lately, you either wanna be in your hotel room, relaxing in the pool or inside someplace with good AirCon blasting. The last place you wanna be is walking around outside in a concrete jungle with trike & jeepney exhaust fumes sticking to your sweaty clothes. Jonas knows this all too well by now so he headed for the nicely chilled mall on base. Not only is it a retreat from the harsh Philippine sun, but it’s always a haven for pussy just waiting to be had.

Inside you’ll find all types of girls. Hardcore barslut types wasting away their salaries on excess clothes & make-up, somewhat innocent college student types hanging out with classmates, bored honey-ko’s picking up and blowing their foolish sponsors money remittances, and everything in between. Almost all of them are approachable and open to the possibility of a gentlemanly foreigner making their acquaintance, which can result into a simple phone number swap, a friendly meal together or even a full-on spontaneous bumping of the uglies on the very same day. Jonas went in hoping for the latter of course.

After strolling around a bit to cool off, he flipped on his cam when he noticed a bargirl looking type walking solo ahead of him. Based on experience, these are the ones most apt to jumping in the sack with you right away. They fuck for a living anyway, and they’re very casual and familiar with foreigners. They’re also alone, which means none of their friends will see them go with you. An off-duty bargirl type is always looking for that next score, no matter where they’re at. They’re just so auto-programmed to be flirty and loose with guys that they have a hard time switching it off. If you’re attentive and opportunistic, it’s very easy to cash in on this trampy lifestyle of theirs when you notice one outside the bars like this.

Jonas approached her from behind and said hello. She was very matter-of-factly about the whole encounter almost like she was expecting it to happen at some point during her window-shopping spree. Mongers and bargirls have a special spidey sense for each other. They know the other when they see them, regardless of the setting. He then invited her to go eat something and as almost every Filipina I’ve ever met, this girl was not about to pass up on a free meal.

After getting their hands into some fried chicken and rice, the topic of what to do next came up and Jonas made the suggestion of a visit back to his hotel room. This gal responded with a naughty smile to the affirmative and away they went. Back on the drag and up his hotel steps, he finally got her where he wanted her and began with the bedside interview:

Name: Cristina
Age: 27
Kids: 1
Hobbies: None, but likes to fuck
Favorite Position: None, because she does all

It was pretty clear we had quite the horny one on our hands here, but when Jonas had her strip on the bed and begin touching herself, it was like she never masturbated before. That makes perfect sense though; who needs your own fingers when you’re taking miles and miles of cock on the regular? This raunchy 27 year old fucks so much dick she never has to worry about flogging her own twat with her digits. I’m sure she feels when there’s foreigner penis to be had, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

But she gladly accepted Jonas’ wandering fingers while she gorged on his ready-hard pecker. I guess that chicken didn’t quite fill ‘er up because this girl was still huuuunnnngry for the birdmeat. If you thought her mouth was fiendish for it, wait til ya see how her pussy was. That horny brown snapper of hers was clamoring for the cock once Jonas began stuffing it in there. Doggy, standing, riding, reverse cowgirl; she was right earlier, she loves it all! It’s nice to find a girl who shares the simple joy of fucking as much as we do. The only thing Jonas had left to do was withdrawal and blow his load on the upper parts of her trimmed pussy area and mommy midsection. Nothing like a sticky mess of bodily fluids to bring out the smile in a girl……………..and smile she did!

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For any sort of experienced PI monger, hearing that unmistakable melody of a Filipino ice-cream cart should immediately alert your puki-poaching radar. If there’s one thing most LBFM’s love, it’s sweets, and nothing is better on a typical hot Philippine afternoon than a nice cold popsicle or ice cream cone. So if you follow the sound of that pedi-cab driven dessert-mobile, you are almost always sure to find a worthy cock-candidate or two close behind.

As most of you know by now, our resident whorist John Tron is quite the pussy trapping extraordinaire, so we didn’t even have to share this valuable piece of wisdom with him. A man of such experience knows most of these cunt capturing methods already and he was out to prove it once again this week. Upon recognition of the ice-cream chimecycle’s tune, John switched on his patrol cam and scanned the area. He noticed a pair or young ladies who had just perched on some steps across the park to enjoy their cold icy treats.

When he approached and said hi, they were quite bashful, but smiling. They were certainly as cute a pair as he had hoped for when he saw them from afar. Their names were Ashley and Angel, 19 and 18 respectively. After snapping a few pics and explaining how he was a traveling “photographer”, John asked Ashley about coming back to his hotel for a more “in-depth” pictorial.

Ya see, young Filipina girls love posing for photos almost anywhere and don’t need much of an excuse to do so. So when a, ahem, professional photographer invites you for a photo-shoot, you don’t turn it down. They love the thought of having cute & sexy “glam” photos to show off to their friends on facebook and whatnot. As Billy Dee used to say, “It works every time!”

A short trike ride later and they landed at John’s local cum-quarters, er, photo studio. Ashley was a bit giggly and awkward at first, definitely somewhat new at going to hotels with strange foreign men she just met still; I’m sure she’ll get over that soon enough. She still has the innocent girlfriend look about her, but with a certain mischievous curiosity in her eyes at the same time.

Before she knew what happened, John had her down to her pink little peace-signed panties and those didn’t last long either. After a quick trip to the CR, Ashley was now fully nude and ready for further examination from our philandering friend. A close inspection of her neatly trimmed box followed, along with some wonderful bed poses on all fours. The latter emphasized Ashley’s lovely round butt, as she arched her back for John’s cam. You see, most girls, even younger inexperienced ones, want to feel sexy and be naughty, but it’s our job to bring that side out of them.

I think most of us can agree John Tron is an expert when it comes to getting the best from a girl, no matter what her initial inhibitions might have been. And by “the best”, I mean those soft pink pillowy folds of inner and outer labia between her thighs. And as far as labia goes, not many could be softer or pinker than those of Ashley’s here, as John would so happily enjoy with his salivating tongue a few moments later.

Not wanting to be ungrateful, Ashley returned the oral favor herself on John’s pulsating pecker. And it wasn’t too bad for a youngin’; she’ll only get better as she ho’s. By this time, both of them had enough of the foreplay and were ready for the main event. That being, John stuffing his weasely mutton-dagger deep down into Ashley’s unbelievably snug schlong snare. When you get ‘em this young and this fresh, that pussy is just breathtakingly tight.

After several pleasurable positions, Ashley really started to get into it while in doggy. Which is great, because she’s got the perfect ass for it. Seeing that tight round teenage butt of hers as she moans while getting pumped was about all even John Tron could take before infusing her tender insides with a creamy sub-vaginal eruption. All that was left to do from there was capture the inevitable jizz flow bubbling out of her as she sat upright. Not too bad for what was supposed to be an innocent little photo-shoot!

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Here’s another little piece of mongering info some of our newcomers might not know yet: If you’re in the Philippines and you’re in earshot of trike motors, it usually means there’s pussy nearby too. Not unlike last week with the ice-cream cart music, that tricycle sound let’s you know be on the lookout for LBFMs disembarking from a sputtering jerry-rigged sidecar. Jonas is none too new at this game so he knew the perfect spot to find such prey; at the parking lot near the mall.

And if there’s one thing about this town, it’s full of soiled doves who have no qualms about a mid-day hook-up with a foreigner at the drop of a hat. One of the first girls he approached definitely had the look. Little white shorts and stylish heels; you know what they say about girls who wear white shorts, don’t you? Jonas cut through the sanctimonious bullshit and asked this little tart about doing a naked movie outright. Her all-knowing smile said all there needed to be said and off they were in the tricycle. He sure can pick ‘em, can’t he?

They get to the room and she starts telling us about herself a little. She used to work in a sardine factory, but now claims to work in a sausage “fucktory”. Oh yeah, this girl’s a hardcore hussy if there ever was one. It’s safe to assume she’s a bargirl I would say. She definitely has that common bawdy demeanor about her. Just the sort of girl we look for around here.

She gets undressed swiftly and reveals a spinneresque lil’ bod, but wearing sure-tell signs of child-birthing, which is no surprise considering her lifestyle. She gets on her back and fingers that shaved little snapper of hers, which I’m sure is no stranger to being bothered like this at all hours of the day. Jonas’ cock doesn’t have a set time-schedule for activity either and both he and it were more than happy to welcome on Althea’s warm, wet mouth a few minutes later. She was messy sausage eater too as you’ll see, letting her drool just slide all down his shaft and in between her clutching dick-beaters.

As well-beaten as it may have been, that shaved puki of hers looked quite scrumptious as Jonas plugged it up with his beefy battering ram on the edge of the bed. Next for her it was face down and ass up so her could enter from behind and pound that naughty nookie of hers in doggy. Followed by Althea riding the good ride facing the camera. Some of the faces this little strumpet makes while grinding on his bone are priceless.

Undoubtedly feeling his oncoming spurts as any such experienced vulva would, Althea jumped off and then hand-wanked out Jonas’ gooey nut all over his own lower abdomen and groin. Done so with the skill and a slight touch of loathsome bemusement that only a girl who’s been jizzed on 10,000 times would possess, she stroked out every last drop of his splooge with a devious smile and vengeful chuckle.

Rinsing off the sex in the shower, she was asked what she would do that night. To which she replied, “Go out with my friends”. Of course she would. The day was still young. She could still bang at least 2 more foreigners and 5 trike drivers before the next sunrise. All in a days work for a well-practiced LBFM!

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There’s an old saying that goes “It takes a village…”, and well, it’s no different here on The World’s most infamous Filipina mongering site. We are fortunate here to have an entire squadron of rump-raiding rapscallions riding through the mean Philippines’ streets to search and destroy as many prime pieces of Pinay poonanny as possible. This week is another great example of the solid depth this nefarious team possesses when Mr. X slithers out from underneath the slimy shadows to grace our eyes with an exceptional body of his latest work.

Now I can’t even begin to tell you how many requests for more Filipina MILFs we get each week. I say this in all honesty, it’s the most-requested thing we hear on a consistent basis. Sure, we get emails asking for more teens, or more anal or more threesomes, but above all else, it’s MILFs. I can’t put my finger on it, but a lot of you out there go bananas for mature Filipina broads. Well my mommy-loving friends, you won’t be disappointed this week, because Mr. X has snared a sensationally sexy brown siren of the more senior variety.

Meet Wayana, a thoroughly delightful looking thirty-something he was lucky enough to meet on his latest PI adventure. Hailing from the “City of Love”, she checks all the boxes for any lover of Filipina MILFs out there. Warm, friendly & laid-back personality? Check. Sexy thick body with bodacious MILF ass? Check. Travels with skimpy t-back swimsuit? Check. Huge pink battery-operated vibrator? Wait….what the fuck? Yes, this older gal likes to get her freak on solo sometimes, so despite natural Filipina inhibitions, she openly enjoys pleasuring herself with this beady buzzing bang stick.

But what kind of monger would Mr. X be if he didn’t join in on the fun himself after recording her dildo-play a while? Entering stage left a few moments later was the X-man’s cock itself, right in this ol’ gal’s face for easy mouth access while she continued to play with her plastic joystick. One of the reasons we love MILFs, at least for me, is that they know how to enjoy themselves and aren’t afraid to show it. Wayana here, moaned like a hog in heat as X porked her pouffy vagina hole, all while toying her tingil (tagalog for clit) with that noisy fake dick of hers.

Of course a MILF with a nice juicy ass like hers had to be enjoyed from the rear also, so Mr. X got her on all fours with that nice round brown butt elevated and proceeded to pound away at that insatiable matured yet-still-plenty-wet poooossssy. A few dramatic close-ups on Wayana’s face while taking it from behind and enjoying every moan-filled stroke and then it was time for the pay-off. Mr. X went with the old-school pullout method and painted a nice gooey white map of the Philippines all over this horny MILF’s back.

But wait, there’s more? Upon closer camera inspection, it looks like our ol’ boy was a little late on the draw and a few ropes of nuttage plastered her insides. A creampie plus an external back coating? Now that’s a doubly messy finish that only a mother could love!

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If there’s one thing about Trike drivers in the PI, as much as we love and appreciate their services, it’s that you don’t wanna be caught in need of a ride from one and only have large peso bills on you.  Why?  Because despite the fact that they have been driving around all day and have undoubtedly transported dozens of passengers, these motherfuckers will NEVER have change for you. So take our word on this: Whether it’s needing to run some errands, go to the mall or even conduct three-wheeled pussy hunting operations like us, always be sure to have some small peso bills with you when you’re out and about.

Now, the above paragraph notwithstanding, it seems a certain well-known patrolman of ours recently forgot this simple rule and left his hotel with only large bills and a few peso coins.  Well, in today’s economy, peso coins don’t go as far as they used to, and you certainly aren’t getting a trike ride with ‘em……..not one with an actual motor at least.  But ya see, Philippine society has thought of everyone it seems, even the forgetful pussy-hound who left his trike cash on the nightstand. Don’t have the small cash for a real trike?  No problem. If you can at least rub a few peso coins together you got yourself a good ol’ fashioned pedal-trike!

Not wanting to make this poor trikeman pedal his ass too far in the blazing hot tropical sun, John had his rump-wrangling radar on high frequency as he scanned the sidewalk for any possible titi (dick in tagalog) targets.  Fortunately for his panting tryclist, Tron spotted a nice dark-skinned LBFM sitting alone on the curb not long into the ride.  Pulling over and retreating to the shady roadside, John got out and walked back in her direction.

When he approached and waved hello, this babe was all smiles and was just fine letting him join her as she gazed out at the noisy busy street.  She had a cute smile, and despite looking somewhat rough around the edges, was quite the attractive lil’ spinner.  Sensing her aimlessness and boredom, John suggested they go get to know each other better somewhere indoors, like his hotel.  There’s something that sexy brown Pinays out there need to learn:  When John Tron wants to “get to know you better”, it means he’ll be penetrating at least 2 of your holes before the day is out……and that it will more than likely end up on the internet for all to either enjoy, judge or gawk at.

Rose didn’t realize that fact yet, but she was about to find out. The two of them loaded into the pedi-trike and made that poor pedaling bastard hump both of their asses a good ways to John’s hotel across town.  Once inside, John informed Rose that he was a professional and could sense the horny vibes emanating from her.  She played it cool at first, but you could tell it was there.  This was no shy little cookie. Oh no, she’d been around the block a few times.  Heck, he just picked her up around the block, so not much pretense was required here.

Once she got most of her clothes off John whipped out his hooded pecker and she welcomed the sight of it.  Today, her bologna had a first name and it was J-O-H-N. Without a second thought Rose was consuming cock-meat like it was discount day at the deli.  She knew how to blow like she meant it and took it down pretty damn deeply in that snug 5-footer’s throat of hers.  Next it was time for her panties to come down and here’s where it gets hairy.  No really, I mean it literally gets hairy.

Now, she had mentioned earlier that she was a former dog-groomer, but her hair-cutting skills must’ve faded because this LBFM sported one of the thickest mossiest bushes we’ve seen around here in a while.  If you’re into that tufted 70′s porno star style pussy-hair, Rose here has got it very very well….covered. 

She’s got such sensational snatch grass that if she stands up and you look at her sideways it appears as though she’s tryin’ to suffocate an Affenpinscher down there.  I thought this girl was a dog-groomer?  Aren’t they supposed to be kind to animals? After watching her rub that mammoth muff and flick her own clit a while, John leaned over her face to lower his dick down to it for more sucking, which allowed him to bury his nose first into that feathery fur-burger of hers.

Once he had eaten his fill—-and spit out a few errand hairs in the process—John knew there was only one more thing left to do with this velcrowy patched vulva.  It was time to test his famous cock’s navigation skills and see if it could find the forrest through the trees.  Never one to let him down, John’s pecker performed up to it’s usual standard and was plowing away at the pink in no time.

With Rose’s lustful moans egging him on, John finally reached his apex in doggy and, as his trademark has become, infused her birthing canal with sudsy globs of penile-yogurt.  Of course no John Tron cream-pie would be complete without the follow-on closeup.  This required that she sit up and face the cam so he could pinch out the sticky slimy remnants between her beefy mud flaps that stubbornly clung to the innards of her well-excavated gasping gape.  I would say this was not bad for a trike patrol with no motor…….not bad at all.

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There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking, waiting for nothing. “Hey Sir, hapf a seat..” Why the fuck would I want to have a seat in the middle of this sweaty inner-city ghetto of a place? But just about then, you are invariably reminded of why you ever came to this otherwise dreadful place: The girls. Oh, those Filipina girls. They can totally blind you to the omnipresent ugliness and despair that abounds here.

Fortunately, there’s about 25 million of them. You won’t walk too far here without seeing at least one fine LBFM specimen cross in front of your eyes at some point. Thankfully, that rule held true today and amidst the shirtless degenerates and shouting beggars on this street, I noticed a decent looking babe in a grey top and jeans walking and texting on the other side across traffic. They’ve outlawed walking & texting in some places in the USA one of my American friends has told me, but there’s no such law here. Even if there was, no locals would follow it and it would only be enforced on us “rich” foreigners.

Playing a bit of first-person frogger to get across the loud jeepney-infested roadway, I caught up to this girl to have a closer look see. She looked like your average plain-Jane Filipina really, but in this part of town, she was the best thing I had seen all day, so I was happy to talk to her. She had looked back in my direction a few times before I crossed the street, so it wasn’t a total shock when I caught up and said hello. In fact, I’m pretty sure she even slowed her pace to allow me to catch up.

I pretty much just cut the bullshit and told her straight up that I thought she had a nice ass. She laughed it off, but I sensed an underlying horniness in this girl. They act all reserved and proper outside, but sometimes these plain-Jane types are the biggest freaks behind closed doors. She told me her name was Mercy and I said I wished she could come with me to my hotel for some photography. At first she said not now, but I promised to be real nice and said it wouldn’t take long.

It was unbearably hot and sticky this day, so while a taxi wasn’t exactly in keeping with the TP theme, the desire for AirCon won out. When it’s horribly humid like this in the PI, it’s like nowhere else, as I’m sure some of you veteran monger’s know. You can see the visible moisture on Mercy’s face and shirt here to just give you a clue of how bad it was. I’m sure she was just as happy as I was to be inside a nice AirCon taxi rather than a trike or jeep.

Once we got to my room, I got the AC cranking to cool it down for us while we relaxed and that’s when Mercy’s subtle naughtiness started to show itself. I commented again about how much I liked her ass and she even let me grab and spank it a bit. That’s when I realized this was going to happen so I suggested we do a little bit more than just take pictures. Her eyes sort of lit up for a quick second when I said that and she affirmed she wanted it also.

That’s when we both started undoing our pants simultaneously and temperatures began rising to outdoor levels again. Mercy did actually have a nice ass for a mid-20′s something gal; once I got her panties down I was able to feel it better. What’s more, once she laid on the bed to reveal her pussy for me, I was pleased to see just how pretty it was. Let’s face it, some pussies are fucking ugly. I mean, they can look like the face of Predator without his mask on, but Mercy here had an absolute stunner of a cooch; perfect pussy lips, with nothing mashed up or out of place.

So, of course, for a pussy this beautiful, I had to enjoy it as much as possible. I began by eating it from behind and then from underneath to complete 2 copious courses of cunt consumption. Then it was Mercy’s turn to chow down on Tron Jr., and though it wasn’t the best head I’d ever had, head is still head. But soon it was back to the pussy for me, and this time it was her ontop of me so I could feel that nice round ass of hers while she rode.

I swear her stunning little snatch felt even better on the inside than it looked on the outside. Guys, this was some good fucking Pinay pussy, that’s all I can say. I got to enjoy her pretty puss and nice sexy ass in just about every position I could ask for, until it was time to climax in my favorite of them all, doggy of course. What better way to enjoy fucking a girl with a nice round ass than by finishing up in doggy and watching it bounce off your navel as you penetrate her?

There would be no time for the withdrawal method today my friends. Nope, it was another infamous John Tron deep-pussy infusion, from which only a few small seminal streams would appear. Most of it was way up into her bladder by that point. Thankfully for the next guy, her impeccably proportioned puki didn’t look too much worse for wear, despite the good thrashing I gave it.

Though it’s only a matter of time before one of these random loads hits fertilization paydirt and ruins the whole ensemble. I’m just glad I got to capture it for all of us in it’s glorious current form. Cooter’s really don’t come any prettier than Mercy’s here, guys.

But that won’t stop me from searching for the next one……

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One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here, oh no. You can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want, without much worry or stress. One side effect of this lifestyle is losing track of time. That is not necessarily a bad thing entirely, but it can throw kinks in your loosely-laid plans to lay loose women.

Another nice thing about the mongering here is: You hardly ever need a plan. If you do make one and it falls through for some reason, there’s still a high probability of getting some pussy some way or another. That’s kind of what happened to me on this particular evening. I vegged out in the room most of the day because it was so hot out, so when I awoke from a late afternoon snooze I had the sudden urge to go troll for some snatch at the mall. So, I got up, got dressed and hailed a trike outside. I guess I didn’t realize how late it was already, because when we pulled up, the mall was just in the process of closing up. So there went my mall-hunting idea. Oh well.

I got out of the trike anyway and figured I would do a quick scan of the area for any fuckable stragglers that might still be trickling out. Don’t you just know it, within a few steps I noticed a slinky babe with nice boobs in a yellow top just leaving. I had to catch up and get a closer peek at this one; she really looked like my type from 40 yards away. Her and her friend fortunately stopped in a little convenience store that was still open so I was able to go inside and corner her.

When I approached her in the drink aisle she smiled and I knew something was on. I told her she looked beautiful and that I would pay for whatever she wanted in the store. She was happy about that idea and we picked out a few snack and drink items together. I could hardly keep my eyes of her fine little LBFM ass and sweet-looking set of knockers behind that tube top of hers. All packaged together on a nice slender bod just the way I like. This was a quintessential piece of John Tron puki right here, fellas, and I was determined to score it and share it with the Trike Patrol faithful.

Once we paid up and got outside, I asked her about hanging out with me back at my room. She had been smiling and giggling like a schoolgirl the whole time so it was almost a foregone conclusion. We parted ways with her little friend and boarded the first trike smokin’ back to my hotel. Once there, I was finally able to learn her name, Zulaica. This babe had a fantastic pair of Pinay knockers and I told her so while we scarfed on our munchies. She said she felt that I was a horny bastard just be looking at my face so I think she knew the next she’d be munching on would be my cock.

She pulled down her top some to reveal those wondrous spherical fun-bags of hers and I was finally able to get my damn hands on ‘em. Oh boys, they felt even better than they looked. My hands then wanted to head down south naturally and after rubbing that kitty through her leopard-print panties it was all moistened up and ready for some dickin’. But first, there was some more munchin’ to see to because Zulaica just couldn’t pass up on sampling the meaty snack between my legs. I returned the favor and tongued that musky twat of hers that thought it was just going home from the mall a half-hour earlier.

My snapper-savoring tongue wasn’t the only foreign extremity that would be raiding her clamhole tonight. No, no, next it was my dangling coochie-crook which would invade her womanly depths with extreme prejudice. As you’re about to see in the video, Zulaica was one horny LBFM once she had a dick in her, guys. She wasn’t any dead fish in the sack, that’s for damn sure. This was a young Pinay who enjoys her cock and wasn’t afraid to let you hear about it. Little did she know, the whole internet would hear about it too one Friday later.

As I mentioned earlier, this kind of body type that Zulaica had was just about perfect for me. Seeing those healthy young breasts heaving up and down while I’m thrashing that wet pink pookie and holding on to that slim trim waist is as good as it gets. It was only a matter of time before I would explode inside her, leaving that pulsating furburger dripping with a frosty man-milk mustache in the end. Hoped you enjoyed this one guys, she was definitely high up on my list…and you know that’s saying something!

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If you are any type of monger worth your salt and you see an LBFM dressed like this one, you have to stop what you’re doing and follow it. Jonas was not about to let this tarty looking piece of Pinay ass in a tight pink dress get away, so he flicked his cam to video mode and went in behind her. He was betting her dress wasn’t the only thing that was tight and pink and he was gonna do his damnedest to find out.

Once he caught up to her by the swimming pool, she turn around coyly and said hello. She wanted to swim but forgot her bathing suit. No matter, Jonas offered to help her get one if she was willing to show him her birthday suit in return. This wild-looking babe almost thought he’d never ask, and she was on his bed minutes later where he found out a little more about her:

Name: Jhane
Age: 24
Status: Single
Job: Fast Food Joint
Likes: Dancing, shopping, watching sex movies
Favorite Position: Dog Style

Then she stripped down and put on a little show for him right there. She knew how to act all seductive and sultry, that was for sure. It’s funny she works at a fast food place because her vagina kinda looked like a hamburger; nice meaty lips, with just a little bit of fur on either side. They must also serve hotdogs where she works because she sure knew her way around Jonas’ once she got her hands on it. Giving lots of good slutty eye-contact while blowing him, Jhane probably has to work for free to compensate for all of the lost wiener inventory during her shifts. This girl clearly enjoys her tubular meat.

As Jonas would find out a minute later, he pussy enjoys it’s meat also. That semi-hairy little snapper of hers took in his cock from every possible angle and pace. From slow and sensual to fast and hard. She was one heck of a cowgirl too; you’ll be impressed at how vigorously she bounces and grinds that dick while she’s on top. This is the kind of LBFM that truly lives up to the acronym. But the machine-like fucking action wasn’t where it ended with this little nympho, oh no.

Stuffing her hot strange in missionary position near the finale, Jonas then pulls out and dribbles his load all over her gaping mouth and heaving chest, making for a steamy creamy tongue-twirling treat. Finally, a chick that will allow some jizz in the mouth. But wait, that’s not all, Jhane took it one giant leap further. An ending that we haven’t seen here on Trike Patrol in quite some time.

After gargling it in her mouth for what seemed like an eternity, I thought she was going to take the easy road and spit it out. But no, surprisingly, she closed her lips and gulped it all down in one big esophagus drowning shot. That’s right my friends, we have a swallower! Now these are the kind of “drink sluts” you want to find!

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Tourist Bob was back in town this week and dutifully recorded another LBFM snatch & grab for us. The lucky bastard lives in another near-by Southeast Asian country (to remain undisclosed) so he’s able to hop over here whenever he feels the urge. Thankfully for us, he feels the urge quite a bit, and who can blame him when he’s able to score sexy young snatch like this all the time?

For a supposed vacation, he started his morning fairly early. But being the wise ol’ monger, he knows there’s almost always leftovers to be had from the overnight bar shift just getting off work at this hour. These morning stragglers aren’t always chopped liver either. No, sometimes it’s just a matter of it being a slow night in their club or something, so even a moderately attractive to above average chick can go the whole shift without being selected. It happens.

That was precisely what Bob was hoping for when he swung by the most popular convenience store on the strip. Don’t you know it, he didn’t even have to go inside to find what he was looking for. Now that’s convenient, isn’t it? Right outside at one of the tables was a pair of LBFMs having soft-drinks with that bleary-eyed shift-worker look about them. Ripe for the picking!

Bob approached and introduced himself, and since they didn’t protest or run away, he was able to sit and join them with hopes of snaring one, if not both. He invited them to his apartment for breakfast and they asked if he had a pool for swimming. Luckily he does, and that got them more interested. They even expressed the desire for “swimming naked”, so these were exactly the right type of girls Bob had in mind.

So with that it was off to the trikes. Yes, it took 2 trikes since there was the 2 of them and Bob’s not a man of slight build. Once back at his place he got the cam rolling and found out a little more about the younger girl. Her name was Caren and she was 19 years old from Tondo. For those that don’t know, Tondo is a notoriously rough and tumble area of Manila, so this girl has likely seen and done it all despite her young age.

Bob was hoping she would do it all with him and just a few questions later his hopes would be answered. Caren admitted rather quickly that she liked to fuck strangers and especially get tapped from behind in doggy style. She got naked in no time and when she did, ohhhh man. This young babe had a killer body fellas. Tight and firm in all the right places with a superb set of tits. Once Bob’s cock came out, she was all over it like a Pinay on rice. Or like a Pinay on a rice covered dick. Yeah….uhh, something like that. She was just suckin’ a mean dick, ok!

Then this lucky fucker had the pleasure of her sweet young ass jumping atop him and bucking around on his cock like it was a friggin’ amusement ride at the fair. Only Bob wasn’t inserting quarters, that’s for sure. The little freak came out of her more and more as they boned and she kept talking dirty like some wild little porn nympho; undoubtedly a learned behavior from some other foreigner exposing her to XXX movies. What kind of man would do such a thing!?

Then he slammed her in doggy style just like she asked for, with more slutty moaning and language. Next, it was a good plowing in missionary position before Bob withdrew and snotted his gooey ropes of pecker-slime across her left cheek. This was a well-taught teen if I ever saw one and she just furthered her education on the World’s most (in)famous Filipina porn site! In case you were wondering what happened to the other girl……..well, somebody had to hold the camera, right?

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When it’s crazy hot and sunny like it’s been here lately, you either wanna be in your hotel room, relaxing in the pool or inside someplace with good AirCon blasting. The last place you wanna be is walking around outside in a concrete jungle with trike & jeepney exhaust fumes sticking to your sweaty clothes. Jonas knows this all too well by now so he headed for the nicely chilled mall on base. Not only is it a retreat from the harsh Philippine sun, but it’s always a haven for pussy just waiting to be had.

Inside you’ll find all types of girls. Hardcore barslut types wasting away their salaries on excess clothes & make-up, somewhat innocent college student types hanging out with classmates, bored honey-ko’s picking up and blowing their foolish sponsors money remittances, and everything in between. Almost all of them are approachable and open to the possibility of a gentlemanly foreigner making their acquaintance, which can result into a simple phone number swap, a friendly meal together or even a full-on spontaneous bumping of the uglies on the very same day. Jonas went in hoping for the latter of course.

After strolling around a bit to cool off, he flipped on his cam when he noticed a bargirl looking type walking solo ahead of him. Based on experience, these are the ones most apt to jumping in the sack with you right away. They fuck for a living anyway, and they’re very casual and familiar with foreigners. They’re also alone, which means none of their friends will see them go with you. An off-duty bargirl type is always looking for that next score, no matter where they’re at. They’re just so auto-programmed to be flirty and loose with guys that they have a hard time switching it off. If you’re attentive and opportunistic, it’s very easy to cash in on this trampy lifestyle of theirs when you notice one outside the bars like this.

Jonas approached her from behind and said hello. She was very matter-of-factly about the whole encounter almost like she was expecting it to happen at some point during her window-shopping spree. Mongers and bargirls have a special spidey sense for each other. They know the other when they see them, regardless of the setting. He then invited her to go eat something and as almost every Filipina I’ve ever met, this girl was not about to pass up on a free meal.

After getting their hands into some fried chicken and rice, the topic of what to do next came up and Jonas made the suggestion of a visit back to his hotel room. This gal responded with a naughty smile to the affirmative and away they went. Back on the drag and up his hotel steps, he finally got her where he wanted her and began with the bedside interview:

Name: Cristina
Age: 27
Kids: 1
Hobbies: None, but likes to fuck
Favorite Position: None, because she does all

It was pretty clear we had quite the horny one on our hands here, but when Jonas had her strip on the bed and begin touching herself, it was like she never masturbated before. That makes perfect sense though; who needs your own fingers when you’re taking miles and miles of cock on the regular? This raunchy 27 year old fucks so much dick she never has to worry about flogging her own twat with her digits. I’m sure she feels when there’s foreigner penis to be had, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

But she gladly accepted Jonas’ wandering fingers while she gorged on his ready-hard pecker. I guess that chicken didn’t quite fill ‘er up because this girl was still huuuunnnngry for the birdmeat. If you thought her mouth was fiendish for it, wait til ya see how her pussy was. That horny brown snapper of hers was clamoring for the cock once Jonas began stuffing it in there. Doggy, standing, riding, reverse cowgirl; she was right earlier, she loves it all! It’s nice to find a girl who shares the simple joy of fucking as much as we do. The only thing Jonas had left to do was withdrawal and blow his load on the upper parts of her trimmed pussy area and mommy midsection. Nothing like a sticky mess of bodily fluids to bring out the smile in a girl……………..and smile she did!

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For any sort of experienced PI monger, hearing that unmistakable melody of a Filipino ice-cream cart should immediately alert your puki-poaching radar. If there’s one thing most LBFM’s love, it’s sweets, and nothing is better on a typical hot Philippine afternoon than a nice cold popsicle or ice cream cone. So if you follow the sound of that pedi-cab driven dessert-mobile, you are almost always sure to find a worthy cock-candidate or two close behind.

As most of you know by now, our resident whorist John Tron is quite the pussy trapping extraordinaire, so we didn’t even have to share this valuable piece of wisdom with him. A man of such experience knows most of these cunt capturing methods already and he was out to prove it once again this week. Upon recognition of the ice-cream chimecycle’s tune, John switched on his patrol cam and scanned the area. He noticed a pair or young ladies who had just perched on some steps across the park to enjoy their cold icy treats.

When he approached and said hi, they were quite bashful, but smiling. They were certainly as cute a pair as he had hoped for when he saw them from afar. Their names were Ashley and Angel, 19 and 18 respectively. After snapping a few pics and explaining how he was a traveling “photographer”, John asked Ashley about coming back to his hotel for a more “in-depth” pictorial.

Ya see, young Filipina girls love posing for photos almost anywhere and don’t need much of an excuse to do so. So when a, ahem, professional photographer invites you for a photo-shoot, you don’t turn it down. They love the thought of having cute & sexy “glam” photos to show off to their friends on facebook and whatnot. As Billy Dee used to say, “It works every time!”

A short trike ride later and they landed at John’s local cum-quarters, er, photo studio. Ashley was a bit giggly and awkward at first, definitely somewhat new at going to hotels with strange foreign men she just met still; I’m sure she’ll get over that soon enough. She still has the innocent girlfriend look about her, but with a certain mischievous curiosity in her eyes at the same time.

Before she knew what happened, John had her down to her pink little peace-signed panties and those didn’t last long either. After a quick trip to the CR, Ashley was now fully nude and ready for further examination from our philandering friend. A close inspection of her neatly trimmed box followed, along with some wonderful bed poses on all fours. The latter emphasized Ashley’s lovely round butt, as she arched her back for John’s cam. You see, most girls, even younger inexperienced ones, want to feel sexy and be naughty, but it’s our job to bring that side out of them.

I think most of us can agree John Tron is an expert when it comes to getting the best from a girl, no matter what her initial inhibitions might have been. And by “the best”, I mean those soft pink pillowy folds of inner and outer labia between her thighs. And as far as labia goes, not many could be softer or pinker than those of Ashley’s here, as John would so happily enjoy with his salivating tongue a few moments later.

Not wanting to be ungrateful, Ashley returned the oral favor herself on John’s pulsating pecker. And it wasn’t too bad for a youngin’; she’ll only get better as she ho’s. By this time, both of them had enough of the foreplay and were ready for the main event. That being, John stuffing his weasely mutton-dagger deep down into Ashley’s unbelievably snug schlong snare. When you get ‘em this young and this fresh, that pussy is just breathtakingly tight.

After several pleasurable positions, Ashley really started to get into it while in doggy. Which is great, because she’s got the perfect ass for it. Seeing that tight round teenage butt of hers as she moans while getting pumped was about all even John Tron could take before infusing her tender insides with a creamy sub-vaginal eruption. All that was left to do from there was capture the inevitable jizz flow bubbling out of her as she sat upright. Not too bad for what was supposed to be an innocent little photo-shoot!

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Here’s another little piece of mongering info some of our newcomers might not know yet: If you’re in the Philippines and you’re in earshot of trike motors, it usually means there’s pussy nearby too. Not unlike last week with the ice-cream cart music, that tricycle sound let’s you know be on the lookout for LBFMs disembarking from a sputtering jerry-rigged sidecar. Jonas is none too new at this game so he knew the perfect spot to find such prey; at the parking lot near the mall.

And if there’s one thing about this town, it’s full of soiled doves who have no qualms about a mid-day hook-up with a foreigner at the drop of a hat. One of the first girls he approached definitely had the look. Little white shorts and stylish heels; you know what they say about girls who wear white shorts, don’t you? Jonas cut through the sanctimonious bullshit and asked this little tart about doing a naked movie outright. Her all-knowing smile said all there needed to be said and off they were in the tricycle. He sure can pick ‘em, can’t he?

They get to the room and she starts telling us about herself a little. She used to work in a sardine factory, but now claims to work in a sausage “fucktory”. Oh yeah, this girl’s a hardcore hussy if there ever was one. It’s safe to assume she’s a bargirl I would say. She definitely has that common bawdy demeanor about her. Just the sort of girl we look for around here.

She gets undressed swiftly and reveals a spinneresque lil’ bod, but wearing sure-tell signs of child-birthing, which is no surprise considering her lifestyle. She gets on her back and fingers that shaved little snapper of hers, which I’m sure is no stranger to being bothered like this at all hours of the day. Jonas’ cock doesn’t have a set time-schedule for activity either and both he and it were more than happy to welcome on Althea’s warm, wet mouth a few minutes later. She was messy sausage eater too as you’ll see, letting her drool just slide all down his shaft and in between her clutching dick-beaters.

As well-beaten as it may have been, that shaved puki of hers looked quite scrumptious as Jonas plugged it up with his beefy battering ram on the edge of the bed. Next for her it was face down and ass up so her could enter from behind and pound that naughty nookie of hers in doggy. Followed by Althea riding the good ride facing the camera. Some of the faces this little strumpet makes while grinding on his bone are priceless.

Undoubtedly feeling his oncoming spurts as any such experienced vulva would, Althea jumped off and then hand-wanked out Jonas’ gooey nut all over his own lower abdomen and groin. Done so with the skill and a slight touch of loathsome bemusement that only a girl who’s been jizzed on 10,000 times would possess, she stroked out every last drop of his splooge with a devious smile and vengeful chuckle.

Rinsing off the sex in the shower, she was asked what she would do that night. To which she replied, “Go out with my friends”. Of course she would. The day was still young. She could still bang at least 2 more foreigners and 5 trike drivers before the next sunrise. All in a days work for a well-practiced LBFM!

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There’s an old saying that goes “It takes a village…”, and well, it’s no different here on The World’s most infamous Filipina mongering site. We are fortunate here to have an entire squadron of rump-raiding rapscallions riding through the mean Philippines’ streets to search and destroy as many prime pieces of Pinay poonanny as possible. This week is another great example of the solid depth this nefarious team possesses when Mr. X slithers out from underneath the slimy shadows to grace our eyes with an exceptional body of his latest work.

Now I can’t even begin to tell you how many requests for more Filipina MILFs we get each week. I say this in all honesty, it’s the most-requested thing we hear on a consistent basis. Sure, we get emails asking for more teens, or more anal or more threesomes, but above all else, it’s MILFs. I can’t put my finger on it, but a lot of you out there go bananas for mature Filipina broads. Well my mommy-loving friends, you won’t be disappointed this week, because Mr. X has snared a sensationally sexy brown siren of the more senior variety.

Meet Wayana, a thoroughly delightful looking thirty-something he was lucky enough to meet on his latest PI adventure. Hailing from the “City of Love”, she checks all the boxes for any lover of Filipina MILFs out there. Warm, friendly & laid-back personality? Check. Sexy thick body with bodacious MILF ass? Check. Travels with skimpy t-back swimsuit? Check. Huge pink battery-operated vibrator? Wait….what the fuck? Yes, this older gal likes to get her freak on solo sometimes, so despite natural Filipina inhibitions, she openly enjoys pleasuring herself with this beady buzzing bang stick.

But what kind of monger would Mr. X be if he didn’t join in on the fun himself after recording her dildo-play a while? Entering stage left a few moments later was the X-man’s cock itself, right in this ol’ gal’s face for easy mouth access while she continued to play with her plastic joystick. One of the reasons we love MILFs, at least for me, is that they know how to enjoy themselves and aren’t afraid to show it. Wayana here, moaned like a hog in heat as X porked her pouffy vagina hole, all while toying her tingil (tagalog for clit) with that noisy fake dick of hers.

Of course a MILF with a nice juicy ass like hers had to be enjoyed from the rear also, so Mr. X got her on all fours with that nice round brown butt elevated and proceeded to pound away at that insatiable matured yet-still-plenty-wet poooossssy. A few dramatic close-ups on Wayana’s face while taking it from behind and enjoying every moan-filled stroke and then it was time for the pay-off. Mr. X went with the old-school pullout method and painted a nice gooey white map of the Philippines all over this horny MILF’s back.

But wait, there’s more? Upon closer camera inspection, it looks like our ol’ boy was a little late on the draw and a few ropes of nuttage plastered her insides. A creampie plus an external back coating? Now that’s a doubly messy finish that only a mother could love!

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If you have any Filipina experience whatsoever, you undoubtedly know about their hopeless confusion between the letters “P” and “F”. It’s unbelievably cute when they mix them up, but belly-achingly hysterical at the same time. They’ll just never get it right (no matter how many foreigners they hook up with). Raise your hand if you’ve ever heard: “Oooh yah, Puck my Foosy babeh!” I can’t get enough of that shit….it fucking kills me…even after all these years, lol.

So with that, we bring to you this week’s patrol, featuring a hot-from-some-angles Pinay spinner named Cindy. I say from some angles, because as you’ll notice, especially in the still photos, this lil’ doll looks utterly gorgeous from one side, but on the other side not so much. Now, I believe it’s just some regular teenage acne scarring, which should clear up after a while, but I couldn’t help but be reminded of a certain famous superhero’s cartoon villain who wore a more permanent facial disparity. So from this point on, I’ll refer to Cindy here as………….“Two-Pace”.

Jonas noticed Two-Pace walking along the upper edge of town one sunny day around noon recently. He followed (ok, stalked. no, ok, profiled.) her a short distance until she crossed the street and entered a hotel popular for it’s swimming pool. What she didn’t realize at the time was that this was precisely the exact hotel at which Jonas had just booked his “flop” room for the day’s hopeful patrol festivities. Like a sheep to the slaughterhouse I tell ya!

It didn’t take much coaxing in the courtyard to get this forlorn lass up the stairs to his room, and once there, he did a little get-to-know-ya:

Name: Cindy
Age: 22
Province: Mindanao
Hobbies: Watching movies (love-scenes & “skandals”), doing “farty-farty” with “priends”, drinking, dancing, looking for “cack”, mall-shopping, titi-shopping, “cack”-shopping

Well now, ahem, that was interesting. Jonas had a live one on his hands here, that’s for sure. The only reasonable thing for a girl to do after that sort of dialogue was start taking off clothes, and that’s exactly what Two-Pace did. Good Lawwwd, this girl had a body. If you’re a spinner-lover who likes ‘em extra petite and flawless, this one’s for you. Just one of the most impeccable pek-pek’s you’ll ever find on two-legs ’round here.

Now, they say ugly girls give the best head, and in my experience that’s usually true (and fat girls), but with Two-Pace here, that rule didn’t apply. Er, wait, it did apply. Well, it depends on what angle you were looking from I guess. Anyway, this fucking chick doled out some TOP-NOTCH dome duty! The hands, the eyes, the lips, the tongue, the sounds, the spit—-she had it all going on! Fucking-A+ blow job from this half-beauty and kudos to Jonas for not blowing his wad too soon; I know I would have.

Not only did this split-profiled spinner work the cock well with her mouth, she also knew how to engage a man’s girth with her tight little money-maker. Whether it was missionary style, standing up doggy or reverse cowgirl, Two-Pace put a whuppin’ on Jonas’ “cack” with that snapper of hers, writhing all over it like it was the last day at the carnival.

Only a swordsman with as many confirmed puki punctures as he could withstand such a barrage of beastly ball-banging and not lose his nut too early. But even ol’ Jonas could only take so much and it wasn’t much longer ’til he was hurtin’ for a spurtin’. The only thing left was the question of location. Her perfect young body was too incredible to risk ruining with an internal 9-month time bomb. And if he went facial, which side? Left or right? Ugly or pretty?

So, Jonas did what any good central European gentleman would do when planning where to shoot first and stayed close to home. Which, in this case, meant pulling out and globbing 3 or 4 unambitious blobs of googasm on Cindy’s navel. To which, she gave one of the most dismissive and unimpressed looks ever recorded in the annals of Trike Patrol folklore. And that my friends, was the Tail of Two-Pace. Farty on, boys!

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There’s nothing quite like heading out on patrol in the rickety sidecar of a Philippine tricycle. The warm wind in your hair, the roaring Honda engine just inches away from your knees and the woodland camo BDU top of your driver flapping in the breeze. (You know it’s gonna be a good patrol when you’re driver’s rockin’ the woodland camo!) These things together are a sure sign that you’re setting off on a brand new nookie-nabbing adventure in one of the World’s best little hunting grounds for serious Southeast Asian snatch-masters.

As glorious and ideallyic as it all sounds, not everything always run smoothly on these puss patrols of ours. On top of the abhorrent motor vehicle pollution emitting from every tailpipe, reckless drivers trying to kill you, gigantic trike-devouring pot-holes, hot sticky humidity, crooked local fuzz, and scamming blackmailing streetgirls, there’s also the odd chance you might jolt or bump your patrol-cam hard enough so as to screw up the ride’s footage and miss out on your pending poon pick-up.

Unfortunately for Tourist Bob, that is exactly what happened and he wasn’t able to capture his initial meeting with this lovely 5 foot 3 inch bundle of fun he met outside the mall. After fouling up his trike cam on the ride, the action picks back up after he already talked the girl into joining him back in his room to escape the brutal heat. You see, most experienced patrolmen use a smaller, lightweight cam for their actual trike patrols, and switch to a larger, higher-quality cam for the in-room shooting.

As you’ll note from the start, this cutie Jo Ann was sweating like a good girl in a sleazy foreigner’s hotel room from the get-go. At 22 years of age, her level of goodness was about to be put to the test by this ever-more-experienced pussy hound of ours. A department store salesgirl by trade, Bob was hoping to get a sample of her most valuable product before the paid hour on his short-time room was up. Judging by some of her admitted past history, things were looking pretty good for him with each revealing answer. There’s nothing that loosens a girl up more than asking lighthearted questions about her sex life.

It wasn’t much longer before Jo Ann was naked on the bed and doing her best cam-slut impression with all kinds of self-touching and moaning. I’ll tell ya, for a short little thing she was quite the thick piece of ass. Very spankable and comfy looking; perfect for a nice roll in the hay, or a musky bed-sheet with dubious stains as it were. She must’ve missed lunch today because she made a fucking meal out of Bob’s cock once presented, and didn’t pass up on the nuts either, regardless of how hairy.

If Bob’s junk was bewhiskered, Jo Ann’s was the polar opposite. Her beautifully clean shaven clam-burger was so spotless it almost glistened in the light. Bob then went on to make sure it was glistening on the inside too once he began packing it with throbbing knob. Jo Ann hadn’t been lying when she said she loved to fuck. She moaned with pleasure and delight while taking in dick from every which angle.

After pumping her from behind a good bit, which is exactly what I would’ve done most with such a bubbly round ass, Bob put her on her back and stroked that cooch some more before withdrawing to paste her face with jism. Despite hinting that she would swallow earlier, Jo Ann instead just rubbed it all into her face in a manner I don’t think I’ve seen before. I mean, she really worked it in there like it was lotion or something.

Did she think a white man’s nut might have some kind of “skin-whitening” effect? A girl this brown from the Southern Islands might as well give it up. No amount of bogus skin-whitening cosmetics or foreign jizz will lighten up that deep a tone. Although, a carefully placed internal shot could inject the desired paleness to the bloodlines. Ah, maybe next time. If not Bob, then surely someone else.

265 patrols down, countless more to go!

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It’s a funny thing about this place. Even in a family park in broad daylight there are freelancers prancing about looking to hock their wares. Sluttin’ knows no boundaries around here, that’s for sure, and our good pal Jonas would end up benefiting from this sordid local habitude. If you’re any kind of respectable monger and you see what he saw strutting across the grass in front of you, you throw all caution to the wind and go after it. This dainty, slinky thing in short shorts was parading her little ass through the park and just begging to be picked up.

When Jonas caught up to her she barely broke stride, as if to appear that she wasn’t what she really was. But the eyes always give it away and they headed for the nearest bench to begin their negotiat…er…small talk. Not wanting to talk outside too long and lose other potential suitors, Alma nervously agreed to scurry off for the cover and concealment of Jonas’ hotel room.

A lot more comfortable once inside the relative seclusion of a rumbling trike’s sidecar, Alma was already warming up on their short journey to the boom-boom room Jonas rented earlier. Her pleasant and bubbly personality came out in bunches once he got her on that flop cot. It only makes sense that she would feel right at home there, what with the repeated hours she undoubtedly spends in these places.

After giving a brief summary of herself and how she got here, Alma was down on her knees at the edge of the bed in no time. A good energetic little cock-sucker she was too. Really giving it her all with head-bobbing, wrist-twisting enthusiasm; I love to see a girl who enjoys her (blow)jobs. Jonas was savoring it so much, all he had time for simultaneously was a few wandering digits up her somewhat trimmed twat.

Another nice thing about a girl so skinny and petite is that when you fuck her, you feel fucking gigantic. Yes, it’s a thrilling ego trip to see your cock—which appears like a horse dick—stuffing it’s way into that compact little vagina hole on that small little body frame. Oh man, talk about an empowering feeling for an average guy, that is what fucking spinners is all about in my book!

After plowing away at that sweet snapper from an assortment of angles, the only thing left to do was paste the pretty puki from the inside out and film the dribbling, gooey aftermath. Sometimes, hunting down Pinay poo-nanny here for the site can be complicated and tricky. Other times, it can be a walk in the park!

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Now, compared to the rest of Asia, the Filipinos speak the best English far and away. I mean, it’s really not even close. That is part of the big reason mongers love the place so much. The ability to actually relate and speak with the girls is huge. Especially if you’re used to places like Thailand and others where the non-sexual interaction leaves a lot to be desired. That said, don’t get fooled into thinking you’re going to hear a dissertation on quantum physics from one of your Filipina lady-friends anytime soon.

Yes, they might speak English to a passable degree, but effectively communicating with some of them can still be a chore to say the least. Of course it could have something to do with the particular pool of women most of us are encountering while on holiday, but it’s something to be cognizant of. Tourist Bob’s patrol this week highlights this perfectly from the start.

He happens upon two rather appealing young ladies waltzing down the street and stops to talk to them. When he asks “So, where you guys going?”, he gets “I’m good” in reply. This is a perfect example of what I just described above, and you will experience those kinds of things all too often here. Luckily for us, fucking the opposite sex is hard-wired into our brains, so hooking up often doesn’t require much meaningful conversation. And with two girls like these, dressed like that, in this town, it’s almost a forgone conclusion where making your acquaintance will lead.

Bob gets the smaller, cuter one in the trike and it’s off to the races back his room. Now, we’d have scores and scores of pussy here on Trike Patrol, but I must say, Mylyn here is one of the most photogenic young ladies we’ve ever come upon. The way she poses for Bob’s cam and bats those sexy-beyond-her-years eyes is nothing short of exhilarating. This is one scorching hot specimen of the LBFM species and is a stunning example of the true reason men flock here; aside from the language thing.

But we don’t wanna just look at something pretty. After all, there are pretty sights back home, aren’t there. No, no, the thing that makes this place special is that average joe’s like us can actually fuck something pretty. Tourist Bob would know just how that felt a few minutes later once Mylyn was done stripping and masturbating. Where else can you have such a beautiful young girl slurping on your knob the same day you met her? And be able to occupy her tight wet little puki with your neglected cock like Bob did next? Don’t you deserve it? Of course you do, and that’s what we hope to show you here.

And just when you might think seeing and fucking something beautiful is more than you could ever ask for, that beautiful thing goes and does something that’s the ultimate sign of acceptance and appreciation for a man just being a man. She goes pussy-to-mouth with your penis and sucks out every last drop of your slimy, gooey semen before rolling it around in her cheeks and gulping it down like a B-52 shot. Seriously, where else can you get that? We’ve shown you where for the past 7+ years. Now it’s up to you to follow in our trike dust!

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