“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
― Confucius

Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at TP love finding hot Filipina poonanny and sharing it with the World. Over the lifespan of this website, a handful of other guys have come along who share the same interest. They too have found the wisdom in Confucius’ sagely advice. And let’s just be honest here, banging tight Asian pussies is pretty good work if ya can get it. Especially in times like these.

So when Tourist Bob informed us had gone on another Trike Patrol for us, we were more than happy to hear it. Now Bob is still learning what it takes to be a top patrolman, but there’s one thing we can say about him already. He has a pretty good eye for talent. His first two offerings, Charmaine & Jennelyn, were both of the hotter variety. We’ve been known to take all the LBFM’s we can get, but it’s especially nice when a monger brings quality.

If you like ‘em fresh, young and skinny, than Bob’s episode this week is top-notch in the quality department. When I saw the young petite little spinner he brought forth, I nearly fell off my bamboo chair and spit-out my Red Horse. Cot Damn, this chick is fine! But where did you find her, Bob? Why, where all hot local teens can be found Sir, the 7-11 of course. He stopped in there on patrol a few weeks ago and there she was. Swapped cell numbers and hoped for the best later.

Well, luckily for us, he got the best, and it’s all in the video you’re about to watch. Her name’s Merilyn and she’s 19. She’s about as cute and as fresh as they come really. They don’t come much fresher unless you pick ‘em from the jungle province yourself. Now what’s funny about this girl is she’s so new she still has that wide-eyed amazement around foreigners. She’s actually…..speechless. Probably doesn’t speak much English anyway and what she does know (from TV and movies) she’s probably shy to attempt.

But the real magic is when Bob gets her back to the hotel and she starts undressing. These are the kinds of bodies men kill for. Skinny as a rail and actually possessing a rare and nearly extinct physical feature amongst Filipinas in this town: Abs. Holy shit, a Pinay with abs. You just don’t see it very often. Especially around here. They get here from the province and start living off the shit food that all the foreigners buy them and their bodies go south really fast. That’s if they don’t shit out a few half-breeds beforehand and get totally stretched out and flabby.

But being so young and fresh usually comes with a trade-off. Ya see, they usually are quite as skilled in the suckie-fuckie department yet, and you could definitely say that about Merilyn here. She’s got a ways to go yet in her long journey of “tour-guiding”, but everyone’s gotta start somewhere. I’m sure she’ll be stroking, slurping and riding cock with the best of them in a few months time. Glad we found her now though; bodies like hers are special and having her in our collection is worth it’s weight in gigabytes alone.

Great stuff Tourist Bob, you’re well on your way to becoming a professional puki-poacher. But as that wise ol’ Chinaman said, it’s not labor if ya love it!

Sorry for the slightly late update guys……damn 3rd World internet connection issues. If it weren’t for all the young pussy I get to have, I’d leave tomorrow, lol. But as it goes, young pussy happens to make up for an awful lot! For real though, with as unpredictable and flukey as the internet service is here, it’s a wonder we get these patrol’s up on-time as much as we do.

Now, back to the topic at hand: Young pussy. The PI is great for it. There’s not many places better where you can go out and have a 99% chance of scoring some young tight trim at random. All you gotta do is get out there really, that’s the most important step. The rest usually takes care of itself in a very natural way. I get so many guys asking things like “How do I talk to the girls?” and “How do you pick them up?” and “How do you impress them?”, and I just have to shake my head.

You see, those are the kinds of questions asked when you’ve spent your entire life as a man “beat down” in an oppressive, backwards society. Ones which, quite ironically, like to class themselves as more “sophisticated” or modern. There’s nothing sophisticated or modern about a place where a man has to grovel in front of woman just to say hello. Or a place, to steal a phrase from a funny American movie, where you must “put the pussy on a pedestal”.

Here, those “sophisticated” roles are almost reversed 180 degrees. Men are in charge here guys. Girls are actually happy to have you talk to them, and have no problem with you making the first move, or making it themselves. The social mind-fuck of the dating game back home doesn’t exist here. It’s very very simple and basic, the way nature truly intended. Boy meets girl, and then they go fuck like rabbits. I don’t need it any more “sophisticated” than that, thank you.

So last Saturday, I felt like going out and unwinding a little. No built-up pressure or anything; if I found someone to go home with fine, if not, that was fine too. You know it’s always there so you’re never “hard-up” here. I went to a popular local disco where many of the hot single girls in town—off-duty bargirls or otherwise—hang out to drink, dance and hook-up on weekends. Ok, so maybe some just come for the cover bands too. Filipinas love their cover bands.

As I’m sitting there enjoying my San-Mig Light and listening to the band’s version of “Tonight’s Gonna Be a Good Night”, I see a familiar face smiling at me in the crowd. Why, could it be? She looked a lot different in this setting than the last time I’d seen her. Yes! Yes it was! It was none other than Nica, the not-so-innocent “schoolgirl” whom I enjoyed a sordid soiree with along with her schoolgirl friend Sally several months ago. See, you just never know who you’re gonna run into when you hit the town here on any given night.

Looking devilish as ever on that dance floor and with cute chop-sticks in her hair, she was giving me the “come-hither” eyes and gestures as she writhed around to the beating music. After a bit more dancing, with almost no spoken words needed, we made our way for the exit together. You see how simple that was? Girls are like that here my friends; they just have a sixth sense for when it’s time to zoom-zoom to the boom-boom room.

And zoom away we did, in the first trike smokin’ outside that club. You can’t go more than a block here in this town without passing a hotel, so it was only moments later and we were in an elevator with a room key. Nica entered and sat on the bed with a lit cigarette, not a habit I would want to marry, but I find it somewhat sexy on some girls occasionally. If you recall, her and her friend Sally were puffing away in their schoolgirl uni’s the last time we met.

Nica definitely wasn’t dressed as an innocent schoolgirl this time. She was all decked out in some real “take-me-home-and-fuck-me” attire. The flowing blouse, tiny pink shorts and sexy red heels. I doubt the schoolmaster would approve. But I surely did!

Lucky for me, smoking cancer-sticks wasn’t the only thing she was looking to smoke that evening. Nica eagerly took my troop out of my trousers and started giving him the business. Business was pretty fucking good too I might add! Man, her top-piece had improved greatly over the months! Made me wonder just how many cartons of cocks she must have inhaled since then? Bless her heart, ‘coz lil’ Johnny was mighty appreciative of her advanced skills.

She stripped down to nothing but her sexy red heels, which I really was glad for a couple minutes later. That fancy footwear looked hot as hell draped over my shoulders when I started smashing her. There’s something about wine, dance and song that make girls hornier for sex than usual. Nica was moaning like a wanton whore as I rammed my steely dork into her harder and harder. Not saying she is a wanton whore, just that she was moaning like one. In my book, there ain’t nothin’ better than a girl who likes her dick and isn’t afraid to show it.

Next I got her to ride me with that tight little snatch of hers. First facing me, so I could rub those cute tits and finger that asshole. Then, in reverse, so I could admire her beautiful little butt bouncing up and down on my lucky schlong. I fucked her standing up against the wall from behind some, before givin’ it to her in doggy at the edge of the bed for my “finishing move”. Doggy gets me every time, especially when I have an LBFM like this was such a tiny tight heart-shaped ass. It’s the contrast I think. Seeing your normally medium-sized pecker plundering it’s way into such a small-looking snatch from behind adds to the thrill level.

A guy can only take so much before he explodes with excitement. And explode is exactly what I did moments later, all up inside that juicy wet cunt of hers. As she turned to lay down, her pussy snorted out globs of my sperm, sounding like a giant nostril blowing out snot. I don’t know why, but I love it when I catch a girl’s cum-queef. I should make a compilation of nothing but them someday, haha. But on this day, it was all about my reunion with Nica and her insatiable (cock)smoking habit. Hope you enjoyed the ride guys, I don’t even have to tell you if I did. ’til next time…

Ah yes, the Malls of the Philippines. They are like little encapsulated ecosystems of Filipina pussies just waiting to be plucked and plowed. One wonders how these consumerist monstrosities number so highly in a country where the average income is so low. But then, once you see the never-ending lines at any foreign money remittance center, you stop wondering.

Whether it be overseas family members working on ships, mid-east hotels or in bands throughout Asia, or the countless geriatric foreign money-ko’s sending pussy lay-away pera to their darlings, this is a Country where the large majority of the masses rely on some form of foreign support to get by. And by get by, I mean shop at the malls frequently. Ok, so maybe they mostly window shop, but somebody must be buying something for all these mega-malls to exist.

Now, if you’re the mongering sort, like our buddy Jonas is, you gotta love these places. There’s a continuous stream of maganda Filipinas of all shapes, sizes and ages prancing around looking as sexy ever. Even if you’re not going to actively hunt for one at the moment, it’s often nice to just sit down somewhere and enjoy the passing view while having a coffee or something. Who knows, sometimes you, the hunter, can become the hunted. I’ve had girls sit down right beside me and start chatting, invariably leaving me with a new textmate for future possibilities at the very least.

But often times, if you put forth even a little bit of an effort, you can walk away to the trike stand outside with a new short-time companion in tow. That is precisely what Jonas did on this occasion. He found himself an agreeable young lady with a pleasant attitude to go kill some time with. And when you’re in the Philippines, killing time usually means the exchange of bodily fluids. When he got this nice young girl back to his room, he found out just a little more about her before they got busy:

Name: Mich
Age: 20
Province: Samar
Hobbies: Reading pocket books
Boyfriend: No (had a Filipino bf one year ago)
Likes Sex? Yes.
Favorite position: Dog-style

Now while this little lass might not be a “10” in the looks department, she definitely has a great personality. Even better than a great personality are great blow-job skills, and luckily for Jonas, Mich had those too. Just a few moments after her little interview, she was bobbing on his knob something fierce. How pretty do they really need to be if all you’re gonna see is the top of their head? Serious question.

Jonas then spent the rest of his time with Mich smashing away at her completely slick shaved puki. This was a girl who enjoyed the dick too, moaning with pleasure as she got stuffed. I must say, she really turned in a nice performance for an average chick he just picked up from the mall. In keeping with his trademark 80′s porno style, Jonas spewed his globby load out onto her lower pelvic area, inducing giggles from Mich. I mean, who still does that?

But when you’re on holiday in the PI and it’s your own personal sex fantasy to act out, you go with what you want I guess. As Mich rinsed off the goo from their brief companionship, she signed off the episode with a signature Filipina smile and wave goodbye. Until we fuck again…

Hello guys, this is Tourist Bob and I thought I’d try my hand at submitting my own write-up along with my latest Trike Patrol video. I had been chatting with this girl named Kimberly for about two weeks now and we finally agreed to formally meet. Her relatives own a small sari-sari store near my guest house and I intentionally buy soft drinks and ice from there whenever I see her manning the shop.

On each visit, I noticed her eyeing me as much as I was eyeing her. I asked her out finally and she played coy, probably because her relatives where always hanging around and we never got a chance to talk alone. Kimberly was adamant about meeting at her relative’s house in a very rural part of the town. I guess she wanted to play it safe since I was a stranger in case I wanted to immediately ravage and have my way with her before cutting her into pieces and feeding her to the crocodiles. Oh well, there goes my real plan… LOL. We were texting each other several times over the past few days and I think she knew perfectly well I was there to slime her slit.

I showed up at her place as scheduled and apparently got the stamp of approval from her relatives (probably because they saw I was carrying a wallet). I got a chance to take Kimberly out in back of her house to talk for a moment. She is all of 18, and didn’t even bother to lie about being with a foreigner once before. That was surprising, because most girls wouldn’t reveal that if they could help it.

Her relatives left us alone at the house for about an hour so they could go to the market, which gave me the perfect amount of time to talk her into giving me a sample blow job out behind the house. Classy, I know, but when a guy wants it, he wants it. When I say that I talked her into it, I should probably rephrase that. It didn’t take much convincing because all she did was grin and say “sure”. They really are happy and easy-going Little Brown Fuck Machines (LBFMs).

When Kimberly changed into a see-through nightie, I asked her why. She replied, “maybe you cum everywhere and I don’t want to get it on my clothes”. Damn, a Filipina that thinks ahead and is already expecting cum to fly everywhere! Her previous boyfriend must have really liked hosing her torso with jizz a lot, or perhaps she was just a good little Girl Scout once and remembering their famous motto of BE PREPARED, LOL.

Later, we headed over to my room nearby and she showed me more of her teenage talents. Kimberly started off by slowing taking her clothes off and letting me see her finer ASSets. She didn’t speak much and I found out later why. She had one of her front teeth being knocked out in a trike accident last week and the dentist won’t fit a replacement until it is completely healed. So she was extremely self-conscious about even opening her mouth, unless it was to suck on my cock, that is. We didn’t need to talk anyway because she squatted down faster than a tile layer and slobbered on my dick, once again.

Kimberly was a good sport, and even let my regular girl (who helps hold the cam for me sometimes) join in a bit, while I was fucking her. There’s nothing quite like feeling an 18-yr old Asian female’s body riding on your cock vigorously. It make’s you feel born again, LOL. I banged her hard on the edge of the bed at the end and coated her smooth stomach area with a load that was a long time coming for this girl. It’s always nice when you check another LBFM off your to-do list after coveting her awhile. Now on to the next “box” to check off!

It’s Friday again and that means one thing for lover’s of fresh Filipina fuck videos: A new episode on TrikePatrol.com. This week our long-staying friend Jonas imparts us with another new LBFM acquisition. He happens upon this girl sucking on a SanMig by herself (good sign!) in the dark loneliness of a local late-night eatery. She looked a little preoccupied in her sorrows (boyfriend troubles?) but Jonas was able to get a smile out of her. What’s more, he was able to line up an afternoon meeting for the next day.

Thankfully for Jonas and all of us back home, she actually showed up and was looking a lot happier and healthier than the night before. Her English wasn’t the greatest and she carries sort of a “husky” voice, but still not a bad piece of pookie to lure into your hotel bed if you had the chance. As is his custom, Jonas asked her a few basic questions about herself for us:

Name: Trisha
Age: 23
Likes Sex? Yes
Favorite Position: “On the top”
Other hobbies (besides sex): Videoke

Trisha tried to act shy at Jonas’ request to stand up and get naked, but who was she fooling, really? A 23 year old Pinay who casually rendezvous at a hotel with a foreigner she just met the night before knows damn well what she came to do. But I guess most of them still like to put on the charade. I find it kind of cute actually.

Trisha was sportin’ a fairly tight and petite little body for a 23 yr old in these parts. By now either the fast food or the baby-makin’ lifestyle has usually caught up with ‘em, but she’s still holding out pretty good you’ll see. You know the old joke about what you call a 23 yr old Filipina, right? (Answer: Grandma)

Once the panties came off Jonas began warming up her completely bald fish-flaps with a few of his wandering digits. But the real fun started when he inserted his most prized digit of all into her willing pie-hole. ‘Tis a wonder how this girl stays so skinny with the way she eats meat. Trisha was certainly no stranger to scarfing down foreign sausage. Watching her, one can safely assume she has probably sampled every variety of salty tubed pork products the World has to offer.

And oh, that “on the top” answer about her favorite position looked to be true as well. Trisha gleefully grinded her gushy gash on Jonas’ upward-pointing staff with commendable vigor and enthusiasm. That’s not to say she wasn’t happy to have her pek-pek plowed from a number of other angles also. Jonas enjoyed stuffing her little snatch so much that he ended up creaming it up with his goo unexpectedly. Let’s see how she keeps that figure now after a balls-deep DNA deposit!

In truth, most of it probably ran down her legs and into the shower drain at the end as Trisha washed up and waved goodbye. This signaled the closure of yet another “brief encounter of a sexual kind” with a new Filipina here on Trike Patrol!

This week’s Patrol passenger should look familiar to you right away. I mean, who could mistake those tits, er, that face, for anothers? Why, it’s none other than Shakira, from the Tits Don’t Lie episode almost exactly one year ago today. The funny thing here is, in that episode last year she was acquired by the now infamous John Tron. But this time, it’s our friend Tourist Bob who snares her up. It’s kind of a shame to be caught in the same trap twice like this, ain’t it? Or maybe she just enjoys sex with strangers and doesn’t worry about who finds out.

Bob starts rolling tape as he’s literally taking a walk in the local park not far from the bar strip. Star Park, or something, I believe it is called. He didn’t have to look far to see a pair of girls sitting and taking in their daily fast food dosage. He walks over and says hello, and they don’t run or scream, so he sits down to make their acquaintance. Bob didn’t realize he had just happened upon a previous catch from last year, which could have gone one of two ways. It might have been a girl who was unhappy with the sort of fame her spontaneous appearance on Trike Patrol brought, or it could have been one who was simply a horny nympho LBFM and didn’t care on way or another. Lucky for Bob here, Shakira was closer to the latter.

Bob then goes on to ask her about her experience with foreigners, and since her mouth was moving, she couldn’t help but fib and say she’d not been with one before. Unfortunately, there’s video evidence right here on this very site proving otherwise. Like a good monger, Bob made sure they swapped phone numbers and planned on possibly meeting up later. A few hours pass, and that’s exactly what they did. Bob had her in his hotel room and topless before he even remembered to turn the cam back on.

So Shakira’s tits were looking as nice as ever and I’m not sure I paid much attention to her words as Bob asked more about her. I just enjoyed her heaving chesticles moving up and down as she spoke. Next, she put on a dick-hardening solo performance on the bed, rubbing her hairy clit and moaning with the anticipation of getting fucked soon. Then Bob had his cock in her face and she wasted no time getting her mouth wrapped around it to start blowing furiously. As we’ve seen before, this is a girl who doesn’t mess around in the bedroom. Have foreign cock, will suck, is her motto I think.

She got Bob so horny and worked up that he spurted out his load rather quickly onto her stomach after just a few strokes in missionary. Bob wasn’t done just yet though. He had even more jism in store for this naughty young lady with nice boobs. After a few minutes to re-charge his grease-gun, he was back in that puki again in a number of different positions. When the urge to release his goo couldn’t be held back for the second time, he switched things up and spewed it onto her face this time, leaving Shakira with a sticky white glob across her upper lip as if she were doing one of those milk-mustache ads. I apologize if you never want to drink milk ever again because of that.

All in all, a quickie but a goodie from Tourist Bob on the day. I’ve seen some comments criticizing some of these guys’ skill level and techniques, but we have to realize there’s no “porn” producers or actors here. This is raw amateur sex encounters from tourists in the Philippines caught on video. It’s filmed exactly as it might happen for any regular average schmuck like you or I who visits. We’re seeing these LBFMs and the guys who track them down in their natural element. If you’re one who’s interested in real, authentic sex videos with real guys banging everyday Filipinas, than this site and videos like Tourist Bob’s here are just for you!

When a serious Filipina monger has put in extensive miles—-through air, ground and vagina—-perfecting his cunt-crushing craft, there’s really only one logical next step in his perverse progression: To start filming his Pinay pussy procurements and sharing them with the World! This natural path is almost exactly why Trike Patrol even exists I might add, and we’re damn lucky it does for the lovers of all things Filipina.

We’re fortunate to have guys like Jonas here, who are willing to throw caution out of his trike’s sidecar to the wind speeding past. It takes a special “Buckaroo” type of character to get up in the morning in a dusty, dirty, wild west red-light district town in Asia and say to himself: “I think I’m gonna find, fuck and film some new pussy today and upload it to the web.” This ain’t like popping out your iPhone cam back home while some local white-trash skank goes down on you in the AppleBee’s parking lot. No, no my friends, patrolling like our guys do here is far more complex and treacherous than that. Almost anything can happen to you here at any given moment.

But still, they drive on, and bring the World a fresh new piece of prime LBFM poontang each and every week. Ok, mostly fresh. Uh…ok, somewhat fresh? Oh hell, just enjoy the new damn pussy each week, will ya!

So this week, Jonas came upon quite the innocent looking young lady having a drink alone in a local courtyard eatery. She was originally waiting for another “friend” to show up, but sometimes a kind smile and soft words here are all it takes. Having a nice comfy trike sidecar doesn’t hurt either. After all, who can pass up on a free ride? This damsel certainly couldn’t, and accompanied Jonas in his 3-wheeled love chariot back to his short time hotel around the corner. Once there, he interviewed the sweet young lady to find out more about her:

Name: Maicy
Age: 21
Province: Cavite
Hobbies: Cooking
Favorite Dish: Chicken Adobo
Favorite Music: Pop
Employment: KTV (Karaoke Bar)
Boom-Boom? Yes
Favorite Position: Dog-style

It doesn’t take a genius to predict what came next. Maicy got herself undressed for the rolling cam and was soon gorging herself on Jonas’ pink pants-panther. Not so lady-like after all, are we dear? You hardly know the man! Once she had her fill of white schnitzel, she hopped aboard Jonas and sat on his cock. One good ride deserves another, right?

You have to admire this girl’s lovely thick pubic bush. Gosh darn, I wonder what she does to have it grow in so thick. Looks like she’s sprinkled miracle grow on there or something. A perfectly full velvety black carpet patch she has there. You don’t see these so much anymore, it’s like a lost art. That pussy must have been as tight as it was tufted because Jonas ended up losing his load while she was in reverse cowgirl position.

Yep, shot his wad a little early it seems, filling her woolly whispering-eye with a skyward pointing internal cum blast, unfortunately missed by the naked eye. (still waiting on those internal pussy-view cameras the Japs have, they’re on back-order) Though, he did smear some of the sticky excess onto the outer parts of Maicy’s bushy moose knuckle for the camera to see. That, and the fact that you never want to keep one girl too long in this town was more than enough reason to see her off to the shower and make this one a wrap. Good day and good puki, my friends!

I love me these dark-skinned ones. I’ll take these all day, every-day over the paler variety. It seems Tourist Bob was in a similar frame of mind when he scooped up these mocha-toned Filipina beauty. Meet 23yr old Rosalie, who Bob met hanging around at the village’s famous local eating station, which will go unnamed here. A spot which may have lost it’s luster over the years, but still remains a place where like-minded adults can meet, greet and later hit the sheets. You won’t find as many stunners there as in the past, but 20 and 30 somethings of Rosalie’s caliber are regularly available still.

Bob had to wait til back in the room before rolling tape on this one, too many prying eyes at the pick-up joint. Lot’s of old bitter fucks sit around at the front porch area just being nosey milking their beer specials all day. So the interview picks up in the hotel with Rosalie telling us about why she’s carrying two cell phones. Get this: One for the husband and one for the boyfriend – both foreigners. The boyfriend knows about the hubby, but not vice versa of course. Bob forgot to ask her: What about the Filipino trike driver boyfriend? It’s a rule of thumb – if she’s Filipina in this town, she’s got one.

Seconds later, one of the phones rings. It’s her foreigner boyfriend. She has to lie and tell him she needs to humor her husband a while before seeing him. Little did he know she was just humoring him. What a twisted web of lies some of these girls spin in their lives. It must get complicated and hectic sometimes. Hopefully neither guy knows about this site or surfs much Filipina porn. If so, one errant mouse click could bring Rosalie’s entire deceitful charade crashing down.

You know this is a girl who’s made her living entertaining foreign dudes just by the way she got undressed so quickly and starting rubbing her clit for Tourist Bob’s camera. Almost zero hesitation or pause and a very work-womanlike way about her, god bless her hollowed-out soul. Speaking of soles, Bob got some rare foot-job action from her at the edge of the bed there. That may actually be a first here on Trike Patrol, so that’s something worth mentioning. Shortly after, Rosalie offered up her unmentionables to Bob’s cock and he plunged his way inside her well-traveled brown snapper.

While it’s true she’s certainly had a lot of dick in her life, for Bob, this is also true: She hasn’t had his. So the way he described her pussy to me was like this: It was tighter than a Blow Row girl’s BJ schedule. In case you don’t know, Blow Row girls suck dick almost every half-hour, so that’s pretty tight. It’s nice to know she felt as good as she looked ‘coz I wouldn’t mind looking her up myself if she could fit me in…..to her schedule, that is.

Bob told me he saved up his nut for about 4 days for this filming. That’s pretty damn hard to do in a town full of cock-craving LBFMs who are all texting you to suck and fuck every last drop you have every day. I would say the prolonged celibacy was worth it once you see the thick creamy load Bob dumps on Rosalie’s face here. One of the best facial’s we’ve seen in a while I must say. Way to spackle that smiling brown sex specimen, dude! I just hope she wiped off properly before snuggling back up to boyfriend or hubby, else things could get extra sticky for her in more ways than one…

Been awhile since we’ve had some big ol’ Filipina titties on here, hasn’t it? Thankfully, Jonas has us sorted with this week’s addition of Joy and her healthy full-sized susu’s. He meets her hanging by a local resort’s pool area just having an iced tea while waiting for a friend. Her one-piece brown dress wasn’t too revealing but you could already tell she was hiding some hefty Eartha Kitts in there.

While it’s not always 100% true, I’ve found that as a general rule, the larger the breasts, the smaller the brain. I would say Joy here is no exception. It’s like all that fleshy mammalian goodness comes at the price of some brain cells. Sure, Joy seems like a nice girl, but you can kinda see it in her eyes: the lights are on, but nobody’s home. Hey, at least the milkman left two fresh jugs on the front porch! I think it’s a wonderful combination though, don’t you? A girl with big tits who’s not gonna put up much mental resistance. What’s not to love for a half-hour or so?

Jonas proved this case perfectly by easily convincing her to join him back at his flop-room around the corner. Not unlike I would have done, he had his cock out and in between those brown baby-feeders almost before the aircon cooled the room down. While Joy started polishing his stormtrooper’s helmet, Jonas finger-flogged the shit out of her furry fish bisket ’til it got all squishy and primed for penile insertion. Penile insertion was exactly what that little LBFM cooter got next too; Joy squatted pussy-down on his dick leaving those heavenly heavy hangers dangling inches away from the camera lens. All vacation videos should include footage of the local hanging fruit, shouldn’t they?

Clutching and grabbing at those bouncy bazoomba’s of hers all the while, Jonas pumped that wet puki all around the room until pulling out and going 90′s porno style cumshot on her FUPA (fat-upper-pussy-area). I would call that jizz well spent on a lazy afternoon in pussyville. Like my favorite old TV sitcom Dad used to say as his creedo: “Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum….hooters, hooters on a girl that’s dumb!”

The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here for 15 minutes and you’ll know what I mean. Bargirls coming from the bars hand in hand with their customers, camgirls, freelancers and internet girlfriends showing up and checking in at the front desk to meet their marks, and even steady gf’s and wives trying to track down their cheating money-ko’s. You’ll see it all.

The exit traffic is just as good as the incoming sometimes. You’ll see the girls leaving with their disheveled or shower-wet hair, hastily re-applied make-up and that over-all “freshly-fucked” look about them. Sometimes, if you’re not the type who cares, you can even score a quick easy piece of “sloppy seconds”. Not just in the lobby, but also the hotel’s halls, internet rooms, restaurant and pool areas (if applicable); there’s pussy oozing everywhere it seems. At the very least, you should be able to poach some cell numbers without ever leaving the front door.

This is exactly what our friend Tourist Bob did this week. He found a nice dark-skinned babe in his hotel’s courtyard area and she was kind enough to trade digits with him after a short chat. Her name was Ashley, a 22 yr old tongue-pierced sweetie from Olongapo. She hinted that she was there with a boyfriend but Bob didn’t press her on the issue much. As the saying goes here, when it comes to the girls, you don’t lose your girl, you just lose your turn. It didn’t take fortune-teller to figure out that Bob’s turn with this charming young LBFM was probably rather soon.

Just how soon? How about later that same afternoon? These girls never miss a good opportunity when one presents itself like Bob here, boyfriend or money-ko(s) be damned. Ashley shows up at Bob’s room just a few hours later after some texting. This was a no-nonsense little tart if I ever saw one. Bob had her undressed and flicking her own clit for his cam within minutes of her arrival. You’ll probably agree Ashley’s petite brown-pink puki is a thing of beauty. Some vagina’s can be downright ugly looking, but this small-framed Pinay has a lovely one.

She also has a spectacular tight brown spankable butt on the other side. And spank is just what Bob got to do a few moments later after Ashley serviced his cock with her mouth a bit. She mentioned her favorite positions were doggy and “on-top”, so Bob let her get some work in at both of those during the romp session. There was talk at the start that she might be a cum-swallower, and that would’ve been nice to see, but after his first load went on her chin, Bob ended up basting her fish-brisket with a steamy creaming that he caught flowing out when she sat up. Let’s hope he didn’t slip one past the goalie and ruin her for the next guys; a good easy LBFM is hard to find.

Uh, wait, no it’s not………we find one every week!

Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be what it used to be, in terms of selection, but if you drop in and wait around a lil’ while, you’re sure to have a chance at some strange. That’s what Jonas did on this week’s patrol here. He hung out by the front patio seating area until he saw a decent little number walk in and look approachable. He invited her to a table and started rolling tape. It was clear pretty soon off that she was there for a quick hook-up. He got her in a trike (what else?) and back to his short-time hotel before even knowing this much about her:

Name: Mishelle
Age: 20
Province: Samar
Likes: Going to SM, Metro Park, watching TV, music
Tits: Nice ones
Has baby? Yes

As she would soon prove thereafter, another one of her hobbies was chugging down foreign dickmeat as nonchalantly as a trip to the local deli. Jonas then flopped her down on the dubiously stained bedspread and started poking that little brown puki of hers. Mishelle returned the favor by riding his enlarged rod like a fat Texan girl on mechanical horse discount night. Jonas then put her on all fours like a young filly in heat and slammed her from behind with equine-like vigor.

While it’s obvious Mishelle has already plopped out some underprivileged 3rd world youths at her ripe age of 20, she still boasts a nice set of swinging brown melons that hung down freely in cow-udder fashion as she was getting it from behind from Jonas. Not keen on taking another dosage of baby batter to the womb, Mishelle was happy enough to receive the jizz-bomb glob on her navel. That way, she could simply wash away her sin down the shower drain, versus having to clothe, feed and raise it for the next few decades. Obviously a smart LBFM who learns from her mistakes. Wish half of us monger’s could be so wise.

Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in regards to variety. They all say the enjoy Trike Patrol and the lovely amateur Pinays we present, but were each left wanting to see us mix things up a bit more. This is totally understandable and we will certainly do our best, but the one unpredictable variable in all of it is, well, the girls.

It’s like Forrest Gump said about a box of chocolates; You just never know what you’re gonna get. There’s no talent scouts or modeling agencies or porn-stars here my friends. These are your run-of-the-mill, every day Filipina girls found literally right off the streets in most cases. With that realness, comes some unpredictability in terms of sexual skills, attitudes and willingness’ to try some of the “different” things some of us want to see once in a while.

Things like anal, threesomes, facials, load-swallowing, etc. If you know Filipinas, then you damn well know they can be some of the most prude women on the planet when it comes to that stuff, despite jumping in bed with you for a smile and a wink like you see here every week. Along with some of the stated desires for different sexual things, we also have heard urgings for different scenarios and situations. One critique was something to the effect of “all of the episodes look alike”.

Well my friends, I think this week’s scene from Mr. X has got the “new scenario” base covered for ya’s. If you know Mr. X, patrolman of such episodes as Diana, The Cum Guzzler, Roseanne, The Manila Killah and Rain, The Quick Cock Study, then you know he doesn’t mess around. When it comes to slaying Pinay pookie on his yearly visits, he always goes for the jugular.

This time, he decided to do just what people have been asking for, and try something different. While Thailand is the more famous destination for the “soapy” massage house experience, Mr. X decided to drop in at a place in Manila he heard about online and brought a mongering buddy along to film. There’s all types of places like this in the city, with varying formats. Unlike the “fishbowl” ones where you walk in and gaze through glass into a room full of beauties to pick from as your “massage girl”, this place X found was simpler.

You just come in and pay at the front desk, and they lead you through a door to a hallway of rooms and tell you which one to knock on. Supposedly, if you don’t like what you see when the door opens, you can return to the front and ask to try another door. This wasn’t at all necessary once Mr. X saw what was behind door # 1. A hot, sassy looking piece of ass in a white silky nightie welcoming him right in for a session. Oh, that Filipina hospitality, so warm and inviting.

Her name was Rorie, and she had that devilish look that let’s you know you’re in for a good time. Mr. X knows the drill of course, and got undressed after she led him to the bathroom for a “clean-up”. Rorie disrobed as well and revealed a spectacular lil’ body on her. Sporting a purple t-back panty which framed her beautifully-shaped ass just right. She directed him into the shower stall with her and began the clean-up session. There’s nothing quite like a hot ‘n soapy rub-down of your nether regions by the skillful hands of a sexy Asian babe you just met.

Next, it was on to the tub where Rorie prepared the bubbles and jacuzzi jets for the real “soapy” massage action. She writhed and gyrated her fine ass body all over X’s, and caressed his back and front with her silky wet nipples and ass. A little cock-teasing with her tongue and dick-beaters, but that was all for the moment. Some sud-laced footy action took place also for those of you that might fancy it.

Rorie worked him over with the soapy bubbles fizzing between her wandering fingers, and Mr. X’s then-awakened little dork was a clear sign of her effectiveness. It’s nice to see a true professional at work here, isn’t it. After that, they toweled off and headed to a dry-bed where she drizzled lotion all over his back and gave a nice slippery body-on-body massage. By this time in the routine, your relaxation and blood-flow are at a peak. Though, a good pint or two of your blood would now be between your legs if you are human and not a fag.

After showing off her gorgeous shaved brown puki up-close, she rubbed some lotion on her lovely tits and nurtured X’s cock with them some more. Then, finally after all that teasing, she engulfed him with her wet mouth and began a true professional’s blow job. This is what it’s all about my friends. You just got off a long, tiresome flight from afar, went through the hot, stinky airport cues, got your luggage after another hour, and just minutes after checking in at your hotel and dropping off your bags, you visit a place like this and have your cock deservingly in a moist mouth after a relaxing and pleasurable soapy massage. The feeling of gratification and contentment is priceless.

Rorie is no amateur, so when she sucks a dick, she does so with a purpose. That purpose was nothing but a glorious, ball-draining first nut of the vacation from our friend, Mr. X. These kinds of availabilities to experience are what visiting Asia is all about guys. You really have to try it to call yourself a true monger. Sure, it’s nice to do the social media hunting, poaching from the bars or even street mongering like we do, but man, these quick, on-location massage places are fantastic for blowing off some pent-up steam with no hassles, no hunting, no finicky bargirls, no dating site virgins wanting to marry you and no unpredictable freelancers.

You just enter, you get a relaxing, pleasurable experience from a nice babe you’ll never have to see again, and you leave feeling fresher and cleaner than when you came in……er, well, cleaner on the outside anyway, hehe.

Happy (Soapy) Mongering, My Friends.

Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about him lately, he was more than happy to make an impromptu return to where he began his exhibitionist mongering journey. While he’s keeping pretty busy these days traveling all throughout Asia, he said that anytime he passes through the Philippines, he’ll be hopping back in the trike with us for at least a couple of rides.

When it comes to John Tron and trike rides, most of them end up with sticky seminal globs of his splattered all over or up inside his unsuspecting female co-passengers. We’re sure that you’ll be just as glad as we are to have him popping his head(s) back into our sidecar here once in a while. For this week’s edition, John wastes no time on his first day back to Phils. Sure, he could’ve went patrolling the streets or malls, but he wanted to get right back to the Pinay pussy-whacking action, so he called on the ol’ social media network and looked up a previous babe he’d fucked on FB.

You may recall this amply-breasted babe, Princess, from about 7 months ago when she and her cute friend Trixie comprised a dick-devouring duet for John’s personal perverted pleasure. Like most girls here with nothing to do, Princess came running like a lemming to a cliff once she heard John was back in town. The man is like the Pied Piper of Pinay Puki I tell ya, playing his magical skin flute to draw them in and then leaving behind a trail of dumbfounded, cum-stained girls in his wake.

Princess was at his door within moments of his beckoning text, and had her glorious big brown tits out in his hands just seconds later. When you first arrive back here, there’s almost nothing on your mind other than blowing that first load. You can almost smell the pussy when you step off the airplane, and it’s calling you like an old friend wanting to revisit past mischief. Once again, you see the hot LBFMs on the plane, in the terminal and outside on the street and the urge to just go grab one and fuck the hell out of it is undeniable.

So it’s extremely important to blow off that initial bit of steam upon arrival, and that’s precisely what Johnny did here in this episode with Princess. You’ll pretty much take the first warm hole that shows up at your door to get it out of your system. She’s a somewhat chubby girl, but sports a beautiful smile and do I even need to mention the hoots? An excellent example of Filipina breastage if there ever was one. Rotund, brown, firm, and with big dark nipples.

Princess knew all too well why she was summoned and had her hands and lips wrapped around John’s well-traveled pecker in good order. After dining at her young trimmed Y a tad, John got back into the Philippines for real when he buried his patient pork-sword into her then moistened-up cooch. Some of the faces this girl makes as she’s getting’ it are a treat, haha. She turns around and rides in reverse cowgirl also, showing off her fairly nice round brown Filipina ass. A girl with that rare combo of ass and tits is always a nice thing to come upon.

But the real treat, for us guys anyway, is unleashing that pecker-snot payoff. And what better place to spray it than on a girl’s awaiting, open-mouthed face? I’ve heard sex doctor types try to psycho-analyze it and say it has something to do with a male’s yearning for acceptance or that it’s a masochistic desire to degrade, but I have my own, less complex theory: It’s just fun, and there’s less chance of unwanted fertilization when it’s drippin’ down her cheek. (or the false accusation of it when you have video evidence she took it on the chin!)

We’re glad you’re back in the Philippines, John; we know you are too!

Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm, hassle-free LBFM pussy to cap it all off would certainly make it better, wouldn’t you agree?

Jonas had that exact same idea in mind when he visited this sleepy bayside mongering locale a lil’ ways southwest of our usual hunting grounds. Lesser known than it’s larger contemporaries, this place still presents plenty of opportunity for the spontaneous hook-up with a willing piece of Pinay poontang.

After hanging out by his hotel pool and soaking up the ocean air and sunshine most of the day, Jonas strolled down the beach with his trusty ol’ tourist cam rolling and spotted a slightly-chubby yet cute LBFM in a green top heading his way. It was quite windy out there on the beach, so it’s difficult to hear the audio, but you didn’t miss much since it only took a few words to get this babe to join him back at his hotel room just a few yards up shore. Ironically, this friendly young lady had on a shirt that read “Don’t Touch Me!” We’d just see about that, now wouldn’t we?

Once back in the room, Jonas found out a little more about her:

Name: Karen
Age: 24
Province: Samar
Children? 1
Hobbies: Dancing and Sleeping
Job: “All-the way” Dancer

I think the latter refers to one of those “bold” pole dancers in the Pinoy clubs. The ones that dance totally naked except for the big high hooker boots they drop down and do splits on the stage with that make a terrible “clopping” sound. She definitely has that look about her; they’re usually not super stunners, nor are they ever slim and fit. That big huge butterfly tat on her navel is another giveaway also. Still, Karen seemed like a reasonably nice girl to spend some time with, and Jonas was going to do just that and more.

The “and more” came just moments later when Karen slipped into a sexy black meshy thing and wrapped her lips around Jonas’ ready waiting cock. After providing a good serving of brains for our European friend, Karen then mounted him with that butterfly-festooned pussy of hers facing the cam. The girl clearly enjoyed riding the pole more than most. It’s nice to love what you do for a living; you don’t even feel like you’re working.

She turned around backwards and rode even harder in reverse cowgirl with her big full ass facing us. This was a fairly active fucking LBFM in the sack. It’s always better when they get into it like this. Karen backed dat ass up while Jonas plowed her from behind, and he even gave us some of the POV perspective in doing so. More reverse cowgirl with Karen riding even harder still and facing the cam so you can seen the penetration up into that naturally hairy pussy.

Laying her on her back and stuffing away some more at that pudgy painted-up puki, Jonas unleashed the tides of DNA-dumplings up inside her for a healthy butterfly creampie. All Karen could do at that point was laugh and giggle about the sticky-icky goo bomb gurgling in her now gaping gunch. With that, it was off to the shower to hopefully wash it all away before germination set in.
The last thing this nice gal probably needs is a half-Euro stepbrother for the other hungry mouth at home. Well, that and another turkey-sized growth in that stomach of hers. It would take a whole swarm of butterflies to cover that one up, haha.

See you next week my Pinay pussy loving friends!

There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking, waiting for nothing. “Hey Sir, hapf a seat..” Why the fuck would I want to have a seat in the middle of this sweaty inner-city ghetto of a place? But just about then, you are invariably reminded of why you ever came to this otherwise dreadful place: The girls. Oh, those Filipina girls. They can totally blind you to the omnipresent ugliness and despair that abounds here.

Fortunately, there’s about 25 million of them. You won’t walk too far here without seeing at least one fine LBFM specimen cross in front of your eyes at some point. Thankfully, that rule held true today and amidst the shirtless degenerates and shouting beggars on this street, I noticed a decent looking babe in a grey top and jeans walking and texting on the other side across traffic. They’ve outlawed walking & texting in some places in the USA one of my American friends has told me, but there’s no such law here. Even if there was, no locals would follow it and it would only be enforced on us “rich” foreigners.

Playing a bit of first-person frogger to get across the loud jeepney-infested roadway, I caught up to this girl to have a closer look see. She looked like your average plain-Jane Filipina really, but in this part of town, she was the best thing I had seen all day, so I was happy to talk to her. She had looked back in my direction a few times before I crossed the street, so it wasn’t a total shock when I caught up and said hello. In fact, I’m pretty sure she even slowed her pace to allow me to catch up.

I pretty much just cut the bullshit and told her straight up that I thought she had a nice ass. She laughed it off, but I sensed an underlying horniness in this girl. They act all reserved and proper outside, but sometimes these plain-Jane types are the biggest freaks behind closed doors. She told me her name was Mercy and I said I wished she could come with me to my hotel for some photography. At first she said not now, but I promised to be real nice and said it wouldn’t take long.

It was unbearably hot and sticky this day, so while a taxi wasn’t exactly in keeping with the TP theme, the desire for AirCon won out. When it’s horribly humid like this in the PI, it’s like nowhere else, as I’m sure some of you veteran monger’s know. You can see the visible moisture on Mercy’s face and shirt here to just give you a clue of how bad it was. I’m sure she was just as happy as I was to be inside a nice AirCon taxi rather than a trike or jeep.

Once we got to my room, I got the AC cranking to cool it down for us while we relaxed and that’s when Mercy’s subtle naughtiness started to show itself. I commented again about how much I liked her ass and she even let me grab and spank it a bit. That’s when I realized this was going to happen so I suggested we do a little bit more than just take pictures. Her eyes sort of lit up for a quick second when I said that and she affirmed she wanted it also.

That’s when we both started undoing our pants simultaneously and temperatures began rising to outdoor levels again. Mercy did actually have a nice ass for a mid-20′s something gal; once I got her panties down I was able to feel it better. What’s more, once she laid on the bed to reveal her pussy for me, I was pleased to see just how pretty it was. Let’s face it, some pussies are fucking ugly. I mean, they can look like the face of Predator without his mask on, but Mercy here had an absolute stunner of a cooch; perfect pussy lips, with nothing mashed up or out of place.
So, of course, for a pussy this beautiful, I had to enjoy it as much as possible. I began by eating it from behind and then from underneath to complete 2 copious courses of cunt consumption. Then it was Mercy’s turn to chow down on Tron Jr., and though it wasn’t the best head I’d ever had, head is still head. But soon it was back to the pussy for me, and this time it was her ontop of me so I could feel that nice round ass of hers while she rode.

I swear her stunning little snatch felt even better on the inside than it looked on the outside. Guys, this was some good fucking Pinay pussy, that’s all I can say. I got to enjoy her pretty puss and nice sexy ass in just about every position I could ask for, until it was time to climax in my favorite of them all, doggy of course. What better way to enjoy fucking a girl with a nice round ass than by finishing up in doggy and watching it bounce off your navel as you penetrate her?

There would be no time for the withdrawal method today my friends. Nope, it was another infamous John Tron deep-pussy infusion, from which only a few small seminal streams would appear. Most of it was way up into her bladder by that point. Thankfully for the next guy, her impeccably proportioned puki didn’t look too much worse for wear, despite the good thrashing I gave it.

Though it’s only a matter of time before one of these random loads hits fertilization paydirt and ruins the whole ensemble. I’m just glad I got to capture it for all of us in it’s glorious current form. Cooter’s really don’t come any prettier than Mercy’s here, guys.

But that won’t stop me from searching for the next one……

One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here, oh no. You can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want, without much worry or stress. One side effect of this lifestyle is losing track of time. That is not necessarily a bad thing entirely, but it can throw kinks in your loosely-laid plans to lay loose women.

Another nice thing about the mongering here is: You hardly ever need a plan. If you do make one and it falls through for some reason, there’s still a high probability of getting some pussy some way or another. That’s kind of what happened to me on this particular evening. I vegged out in the room most of the day because it was so hot out, so when I awoke from a late afternoon snooze I had the sudden urge to go troll for some snatch at the mall. So, I got up, got dressed and hailed a trike outside. I guess I didn’t realize how late it was already, because when we pulled up, the mall was just in the process of closing up. So there went my mall-hunting idea. Oh well.

I got out of the trike anyway and figured I would do a quick scan of the area for any fuckable stragglers that might still be trickling out. Don’t you just know it, within a few steps I noticed a slinky babe with nice boobs in a yellow top just leaving. I had to catch up and get a closer peek at this one; she really looked like my type from 40 yards away. Her and her friend fortunately stopped in a little convenience store that was still open so I was able to go inside and corner her.

When I approached her in the drink aisle she smiled and I knew something was on. I told her she looked beautiful and that I would pay for whatever she wanted in the store. She was happy about that idea and we picked out a few snack and drink items together. I could hardly keep my eyes of her fine little LBFM ass and sweet-looking set of knockers behind that tube top of hers. All packaged together on a nice slender bod just the way I like. This was a quintessential piece of John Tron puki right here, fellas, and I was determined to score it and share it with the Trike Patrol faithful.

Once we paid up and got outside, I asked her about hanging out with me back at my room. She had been smiling and giggling like a schoolgirl the whole time so it was almost a foregone conclusion. We parted ways with her little friend and boarded the first trike smokin’ back to my hotel. Once there, I was finally able to learn her name, Zulaica. This babe had a fantastic pair of Pinay knockers and I told her so while we scarfed on our munchies. She said she felt that I was a horny bastard just be looking at my face so I think she knew the next she’d be munching on would be my cock.

She pulled down her top some to reveal those wondrous spherical fun-bags of hers and I was finally able to get my damn hands on ‘em. Oh boys, they felt even better than they looked. My hands then wanted to head down south naturally and after rubbing that kitty through her leopard-print panties it was all moistened up and ready for some dickin’. But first, there was some more munchin’ to see to because Zulaica just couldn’t pass up on sampling the meaty snack between my legs. I returned the favor and tongued that musky twat of hers that thought it was just going home from the mall a half-hour earlier.

My snapper-savoring tongue wasn’t the only foreign extremity that would be raiding her clamhole tonight. No, no, next it was my dangling coochie-crook which would invade her womanly depths with extreme prejudice. As you’re about to see in the video, Zulaica was one horny LBFM once she had a dick in her, guys. She wasn’t any dead fish in the sack, that’s for damn sure. This was a young Pinay who enjoys her cock and wasn’t afraid to let you hear about it. Little did she know, the whole internet would hear about it too one Friday later.

As I mentioned earlier, this kind of body type that Zulaica had was just about perfect for me. Seeing those healthy young breasts heaving up and down while I’m thrashing that wet pink pookie and holding on to that slim trim waist is as good as it gets. It was only a matter of time before I would explode inside her, leaving that pulsating furburger dripping with a frosty man-milk mustache in the end. Hoped you enjoyed this one guys, she was definitely high up on my list…..and you know that’s saying something!

If you are any type of monger worth your salt and you see an LBFM dressed like this one, you have to stop what you’re doing and follow it. Jonas was not about to let this tarty looking piece of Pinay ass in a tight pink dress get away, so he flicked his cam to video mode and went in behind her. He was betting her dress wasn’t the only thing that was tight and pink and he was gonna do his damnedest to find out.

Once he caught up to her by the swimming pool, she turn around coyly and said hello. She wanted to swim but forgot her bathing suit. No matter, Jonas offered to help her get one if she was willing to show him her birthday suit in return. This wild-looking babe almost thought he’d never ask, and she was on his bed minutes later where he found out a little more about her:

Name: Jhane
Age: 24
Status: Single
Job: Fast Food Joint
Likes: Dancing, shopping, watching sex movies
Favorite Position: Dog Style

Then she stripped down and put on a little show for him right there. She knew how to act all seductive and sultry, that was for sure. It’s funny she works at a fast food place because her vagina kinda looked like a hamburger; nice meaty lips, with just a little bit of fur on either side. They must also serve hotdogs where she works because she sure knew her way around Jonas’ once she got her hands on it. Giving lots of good slutty eye-contact while blowing him, Jhane probably has to work for free to compensate for all of the lost wiener inventory during her shifts. This girl clearly enjoys her tubular meat.

As Jonas would find out a minute later, he pussy enjoys it’s meat also. That semi-hairy little snapper of hers took in his cock from every possible angle and pace. From slow and sensual to fast and hard. She was one heck of a cowgirl too; you’ll be impressed at how vigorously she bounces and grinds that dick while she’s on top. This is the kind of LBFM that truly lives up to the acronym. But the machine-like fucking action wasn’t where it ended with this little nympho, oh no.

Stuffing her hot strange in missionary position near the finale, Jonas then pulls out and dribbles his load all over her gaping mouth and heaving chest, making for a steamy creamy tongue-twirling treat. Finally, a chick that will allow some jizz in the mouth. But wait, that’s not all, Jhane took it one giant leap further. An ending that we haven’t seen here on Trike Patrol in quite some time.

After gargling it in her mouth for what seemed like an eternity, I thought she was going to take the easy road and spit it out. But no, surprisingly, she closed her lips and gulped it all down in one big esophagus drowning shot. That’s right my friends, we have a swallower! Now these are the kind of “drink sluts” you want to find!

Tourist Bob was back in town this week and dutifully recorded another LBFM snatch & grab for us. The lucky bastard lives in another near-by Southeast Asian country (to remain undisclosed) so he’s able to hop over here whenever he feels the urge. Thankfully for us, he feels the urge quite a bit, and who can blame him when he’s able to score sexy young snatch like this all the time?

For a supposed vacation, he started his morning fairly early. But being the wise ol’ monger, he knows there’s almost always leftovers to be had from the overnight bar shift just getting off work at this hour. These morning stragglers aren’t always chopped liver either. No, sometimes it’s just a matter of it being a slow night in their club or something, so even a moderately attractive to above average chick can go the whole shift without being selected. It happens.

That was precisely what Bob was hoping for when he swung by the most popular convenience store on the strip. Don’t you know it, he didn’t even have to go inside to find what he was looking for. Now that’s convenient, isn’t it? Right outside at one of the tables was a pair of LBFMs having soft-drinks with that bleary-eyed shiftworker look about them. Ripe for the picking!

Bob approached and introduced himself, and since they didn’t protest or run away, he was able to sit and join them with hopes of snaring one, if not both. He invited them to his apartment for breakfast and they asked if he had a pool for swimming. Luckily he does, and that got them more interested. They even expressed the desire for “swimming naked”, so these were exactly the right type of girls Bob had in mind.

So with that it was off to the trikes. Yes, it took 2 trikes since there was the 2 of them and Bob’s not a man of slight build. Once back at his place he got the cam rolling and found out a little more about the younger girl. Her name was Caren and she was 19 years old from Tondo. For those that don’t know, Tondo is a notoriously rough and tumble area of Manila, so this girl has likely seen and done it all despite her young age.

Bob was hoping she would do it all with him and just a few questions later his hopes would be answered. Caren admitted rather quickly that she liked to fuck strangers and especially get tapped from behind in doggy style. She got naked in no time and when she did, ohhhh man. This young babe had a killer body fellas. Tight and firm in all the right places with a superb set of tits. Once Bob’s cock came out, she was all over it like a Pinay on rice. Or like a Pinay on a rice covered dick. Yeah….uhh, something like that. She was just suckin’ a mean dick, ok!

Then this lucky fucker had the pleasure of her sweet young ass jumping atop him and bucking around on his cock like it was a friggin’ amusement ride at the fair. Only Bob wasn’t inserting quarters, that’s for sure. The little freak came out of her more and more as they boned and she kept talking dirty like some wild little porn nympho; undoubtedly a learned behavior from some other foreigner exposing her to XXX movies. What kind of man would do such a thing!?

Then he slammed her in doggy style just like she asked for, with more slutty moaning and language. Next, it was a good plowing in missionary position before Bob withdrew and snotted his gooey ropes of pecker-slime across her left cheek. This was a well-taught teen if I ever saw one and she just furthered her education on the World’s most (in)famous Filipina porn site! In case you were wondering what happened to the other girl……..well, somebody had to hold the camera, right?

Did you ever wonder what LBFM hunters used to patrol for puki before the advent of our beloved tricycles? It’s tough to imagine a world without trikes, I know. But such a time did exist my friends, believe it or not. And on that glorious day when trikes finally did arrive on scene here in the Pinas, do you know what they first called them? Horseless Chariots of course.

So in those dark ages before the time of trikes, if one wanted to scout the streets for easy Filipina pussy, he needed to employ the smelly, four-hoofed equine-drawn wagons, or Kalesa, as they’re called by the locals. To give us a glimpse back into that simplistic time gone by, John Tron figured he’d go on Kalesa Patrol, and see what he could scoop up by way of this age-old form of transportation.

Things start off amusingly enough, with the pony having to shit itself into its driver’s bucket just as John was turning on the cam. I guess they don’t want big globs of poo all over the sidewalk, though I’ve seen, and barely missed, steaming piles of it here before while walking. Galloping along at a fair rate of knots down this stoney thoroughfare, John spots a MILFish looking broad in a pink dress sitting on a bench off to the side. Now, stopping a horse and carriage ain’t as precise as halting a trike, so he overshot her a bit when John asked to stop, and it really doesn’t back up or reverse well, so John just waved the lady over to say hi.

It’s not everyday you see a funny looking foreigner with a cam klopping down the sidewalk in a Kalesa and calling out to you, so she was understandably taken aback at first. But as she came closer, and it was evident she was indeed and older gal, she was quite happy to be getting the attention at all I think. We get a lot of emails and comments from you guys asking for more MILFs and mature Pinays. Sometimes guys even specify, “fat, ugly and old” please, as strange as that seems. So I asked Johnny-boy, try and score a homely looking MILF one of these trips, ok?

It would seem he’s done it here with this one. She looked ok from a few horse paces away, but once she came up to the chariot, she sported a face that looked like a box of bugs with the lid off. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love me some MILFs too, and don’t need ‘em to be stunners, so I’d certainly fuck this one too if I were there. Sometimes the uglies are the absolute BEST lays in the sack.

That’s a little secret all those stunner/trophy hunters miss out on by passing up on anything less than a 9. You ain’t gonna marry her, are you? For me, if it’s about finding great sex while on vacation, it doesn’t much matter if it’s less than perfect looking. As long as it’s wet and lively on the inside, that’s what really matters most. This encounter with John’s “Horse-Patrol” MILF here is a perfect example of that.

She has little objection to joining him on his Kalesa ride, despite some of the onlookers’ gawking looks. Once in out of the Sun, she informs him her name is Missy and they ride on down the path together. She claims to be 27, but I would add at least 4 or 5 years to that. She was certainly a MILF, even though she didn’t know what it means when he asked. By that point, John had one thing and one thing only on his mind.

He got to the subject at hand soon enough, and I think Missy was wise enough to realize what this white devil in a horse’s chariot really wanted from her from the get-go. What’s more, I think she wanted the same thing also. They dismount from the Kalesa and head on to John’s hotel nearby, surely about ready to go mount on each other next.

First, out came Missy’s soft mature tits for John to fondle and play with as he likes to do. Then, out came John’s cock for Missy to stroke and suck, as she likes to do evidently. They all look fair and pretty when you’re only viewing their scalp, don’t they? Missy bobbed on his knob with a lot of belief and confidence, before John prepped her slick meaty MILF-box for a stabbing by eating at the Y for a bit.

And stabbin’ is just what she got a few seconds later, as John burrowed his hooded rat deep down inside her mangy mutton-hole. He fucked her a few different ways for us back at home to see, but I’d have to say she looked best, and seemed to enjoy most, when he had her in doggy. I think John felt the same way because that is where he gave her his spew-spackling sperm infusion, at medium dick-depth so enough of it would ooze out for show. That Johnny Tron, he’s always thinking about the fans, isn’t he?

Hope you enjoyed this “Member’s Only” Monday MILF…still got a new episode coming on Friday as well;)

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There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking, waiting for nothing. “Hey Sir, hapf a seat..” Why the fuck would I want to have a seat in the middle of this sweaty inner-city ghetto of a place? But just about then, you are invariably reminded of why you ever came to this otherwise dreadful place: The girls. Oh, those Filipina girls. They can totally blind you to the omnipresent ugliness and despair that abounds here.

Fortunately, there’s about 25 million of them. You won’t walk too far here without seeing at least one fine LBFM specimen cross in front of your eyes at some point. Thankfully, that rule held true today and amidst the shirtless degenerates and shouting beggars on this street, I noticed a decent looking babe in a grey top and jeans walking and texting on the other side across traffic. They’ve outlawed walking & texting in some places in the USA one of my American friends has told me, but there’s no such law here. Even if there was, no locals would follow it and it would only be enforced on us “rich” foreigners.

Playing a bit of first-person frogger to get across the loud jeepney-infested roadway, I caught up to this girl to have a closer look see. She looked like your average plain-Jane Filipina really, but in this part of town, she was the best thing I had seen all day, so I was happy to talk to her. She had looked back in my direction a few times before I crossed the street, so it wasn’t a total shock when I caught up and said hello. In fact, I’m pretty sure she even slowed her pace to allow me to catch up.

I pretty much just cut the bullshit and told her straight up that I thought she had a nice ass. She laughed it off, but I sensed an underlying horniness in this girl. They act all reserved and proper outside, but sometimes these plain-Jane types are the biggest freaks behind closed doors. She told me her name was Mercy and I said I wished she could come with me to my hotel for some photography. At first she said not now, but I promised to be real nice and said it wouldn’t take long.

It was unbearably hot and sticky this day, so while a taxi wasn’t exactly in keeping with the TP theme, the desire for AirCon won out. When it’s horribly humid like this in the PI, it’s like nowhere else, as I’m sure some of you veteran monger’s know. You can see the visible moisture on Mercy’s face and shirt here to just give you a clue of how bad it was. I’m sure she was just as happy as I was to be inside a nice AirCon taxi rather than a trike or jeep.

Once we got to my room, I got the AC cranking to cool it down for us while we relaxed and that’s when Mercy’s subtle naughtiness started to show itself. I commented again about how much I liked her ass and she even let me grab and spank it a bit. That’s when I realized this was going to happen so I suggested we do a little bit more than just take pictures. Her eyes sort of lit up for a quick second when I said that and she affirmed she wanted it also.

That’s when we both started undoing our pants simultaneously and temperatures began rising to outdoor levels again. Mercy did actually have a nice ass for a mid-20′s something gal; once I got her panties down I was able to feel it better. What’s more, once she laid on the bed to reveal her pussy for me, I was pleased to see just how pretty it was. Let’s face it, some pussies are fucking ugly. I mean, they can look like the face of Predator without his mask on, but Mercy here had an absolute stunner of a cooch; perfect pussy lips, with nothing mashed up or out of place.

So, of course, for a pussy this beautiful, I had to enjoy it as much as possible. I began by eating it from behind and then from underneath to complete 2 copious courses of cunt consumption. Then it was Mercy’s turn to chow down on Tron Jr., and though it wasn’t the best head I’d ever had, head is still head. But soon it was back to the pussy for me, and this time it was her ontop of me so I could feel that nice round ass of hers while she rode.

I swear her stunning little snatch felt even better on the inside than it looked on the outside. Guys, this was some good fucking Pinay pussy, that’s all I can say. I got to enjoy her pretty puss and nice sexy ass in just about every position I could ask for, until it was time to climax in my favorite of them all, doggy of course. What better way to enjoy fucking a girl with a nice round ass than by finishing up in doggy and watching it bounce off your navel as you penetrate her?

There would be no time for the withdrawal method today my friends. Nope, it was another infamous John Tron deep-pussy infusion, from which only a few small seminal streams would appear. Most of it was way up into her bladder by that point. Thankfully for the next guy, her impeccably proportioned puki didn’t look too much worse for wear, despite the good thrashing I gave it.

Though it’s only a matter of time before one of these random loads hits fertilization paydirt and ruins the whole ensemble. I’m just glad I got to capture it for all of us in it’s glorious current form. Cooter’s really don’t come any prettier than Mercy’s here, guys.

But that won’t stop me from searching for the next one……

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